The Steve

1. Out of nowhere

I hate my job....

Ahem. Let me clear my voice here.

And so The Steve was stranded in a island all alone but somehow he wasn't ordinary. He had powers.

Stupid if you ask me...

With his powers he farted off into the sky just like Superman does. (Just they don't show how heroes actually fly.)

The Steve liked to be called sexy and with his attractions he called the bees for extra flying boost.

As he flies a bird above him drops a little surprise. It splotters and splat all over his irrestible face. The bird laughs.

With frustration The Steve wipes it off and continues his flight.

On his way to find and make his company he comes across an old lady laying on the ground.

She was snoring.

"Poor woman let me help you." The Steve kicks dirt in her face.

"What the....?!?!" She sat up and glared into his soul. "What in the freaking world you did that for?!" She spat.

The Steve backs away.

"I thought you were dead. I was only trying to make you rest in peace."

"Oh really?!" She fisted her hands.

"Come tell it to my fist!" She aimed to The Steve. The Steve dodges and runs off. "Later sucker! Don't cry to me when you die by yourself!"

OK Steve I think that was a bit harsh....

"Shut up narrator you're just a voice."

Yeah but...

"Shut up and tell my story or you're fired!"

Okay.... Where was I?

Oh yes.

And so The Steve ran only to bump into a person.

"Hey watch it!" The Steve spat and rubbed his forehead.

"Oh I sorry...I didn't see you." The woman in front of him stammered.

The Steve shakes his head and smiles.

"Youre hired!" He winked at her.

"Huh?" She scratched her head. "Excuse me?"

"You're hired."

"But..."

"No butts you're hired if you like it or not!"

"For what?" She asked.

"My company." The Steve cheekily smiled.

"Of...?" She waved her hand for him to continue.

"My diapers."

"What?!"

"My diaper company."

"But I barely know you and I don't need a job." She protested.

"Doesn't matter you're coming with me or you're fired!"

"Really?" She rolled her eyes.

Tell me about it....I'm stuck telling his story....

"What did I tell you narrator of speaking?! Shut up and tell it how it is!"

Fine....

So out of nowhere The Steve hired her to be his manager for his diaper company.

"Name?" The Steve frowned.

"Sarah I guess..."

"You're in! I welcome Sarah I Guess to my company as manager!" He shook her hand.

"OK this is stupid..."

And so The Steve met Sarah I Guess to work for him.

"It's Sarah!"

"Whatever Sarah I Guess let the narrator speak!"

Oh boy I really hate my job....