I'M NOT CRAZY! You must be delusional [ON HOLD]

I'm not crazy Part 11

Sofie's POV

"AAAAHHH RAPE!"

"SHUT UP, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME ARRESTED!"

"... AAAAAHHH NOT RAPE!"

"What is that supposed to do?"

"I'm trying to not get you arrested, so excuse me for helping out a fellow person! Gosh!" I replied.

Joe looked at me and sighed. "Whatever."

We are currently at the mall and I just felt like annoying Joe. It's his fault for pushing me off the bed this morning! At least I don't have to go to school now...

He also scared me a little when I woke up to see his big, fat, ugly face inches from mine! Well it's not that ugly but I'd never admit aloud. NEVER I SAY! But seriously, at first I thought he was a robber that was trying to steal my stuff so I whacked him with my stuffed carrot. A plush carrot that is, not a full carrot that's been eating a lot of... carrot food? I don't really know what they eat.

"Ooh ooh OOOOH! Let's go over there!" I yelled.

"Where?"

"The play area!!!"

"But that's only for little ki- Ah screw it. Let's go!" He shouted excitedly.

We both ran to the area and started to run around with the little kids (some of which weren't much shorter than me) and I jumped into a little tunnel thingy.

"AAH!" I screamed when I felt something touch me.

"AAH!" I heard someone scream in reply.

"AAH!" I screamed again.

"AAH!"

"AAH!"

"AAH!"

"AAH!"

"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!" I heard the little boy ask, rather loudly I might say.

"Why are you screaming?" I answered his question with a question.

"Because you were screaming!" The boy was actually pretty cute and looked about seven, but it's too bad I don't like children. He had curly blonde hair and bright blue eyes and chubby cheeks. Chubby cheeks that I suddenly have the urge to squeeze.

It was as if my arms had a mind of their own and they started reaching for his red cheeks.

"What are you doing!" He screeched and backed away from me.

My face fell and my arms dropped to the ground. "My chubby flubbies," I whimpered sadly, looking at them longingly.

He left the little tunnel and I sat there, all alone. Like a little fishy with no friends. Yeah, I'm gonna go get friends now. I crawled out of the tunnel and screamed at the top of my lungs, "HI KIDS!"

I was faced with a bunch of kids and parents staring at me like I was some kind of alien or something. Well, except for this one kid that waved 'hi' to me back. He kinda reminds me of chubby cheeks boy...

"I'M NOT AN ALIEN!" I yelled at them. "See that little kid over there? He waved back to me! That's the polite thing to do when people say hi! Goodness gracious, how ill mannered! I'm going to go hang out with that kid over there, because he's cool! And don't even bother to try and join us, because you're not in the cool kids club! That's right, be jealous!"

I skipped/hopped/galloped/crawled/pranced (I wasn't really sure what I was doing) over to the little kid. He wasn't even looking at me weird! He was grinning at me and I think that made me cool with him.