Mrs. Potato Head

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Melanie Martinez ~ Mrs. Potato Head ~ Lyrics

Intro~

Verse 1~

If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning kids
Cause pretty soon, you'll be bored with it

Sexual
Hey girl
If you wanna feel sexual
You can always call a professional
They stick pins in you
Like a vegetable

Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic
It's only some plastic
No one will love you
If you're unnatractive

Chorus~

Oh Mrs. Potato head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?

Even if her face don't stay together

Verse 2~

If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to French fries
Yeah it's common sense
All you need's a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

It's such a waste
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic
It's only some plastic
No one will love you
If you're unattractive

Chorus~

Oh Mrs. Potato head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Chorus~

Oh Mrs. Potato head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

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