Dear Mr/Mrs Blobfish,
This is an intervention. I cannot possibly stand by and watch you frown any longer. Blobfish, why are you so depressed? Does the sun not shine? Do the birds not tweet? Why must you persist on wearing that upsetting frown on your face...
Blobfish, did your partner leave you? Is that why you are sad? Are you sad because you are lonely. Maybe you have children that you need to look after by yourself now. Maybe this is the reason behind your persistent frown.
Maybe it is because mummy blob and daddy blob weren't there to bring you up as a child. Is this why Blobfish? Is this why?
Blobfish, I hope you understand that there are people out there who can put an end to your miserable life. I promise. You don't have to suffer anymore.
Blobfish, we do care about you. Please, know that we will do anything to end your pain.
Lots of blob, thequirkyfish x
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Blobfish...why are you sad?
AcakDear Mr/Mrs Blobfish, whoever you may be. I write you this letter to enquire, what is it that paints this permanent frown on your face? Why must you always be sad...
