Comeback

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So I've been reading a lot of comeback stories and these are some of my favourites ( btw I'm not a homophobe this is only for pplz who always get called gay or lesbian when there not)

Gay? lesbian? Honey, I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on

I would go out with you but I don't take out trash

Do you still love nature? Despite what it did to you?

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