Moon
Husband: Can you be the moon in my life?
Wife: awwwww sure!
Husband: Great! Now stay 9,458,398 km away from me!
Parking Ticket
A man parked his car in a non parking area and left.
When he got back it had a ticket on it that said Parking Fine
"Thanks for the compliment police officer" he said.
Stupid
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self esteem so she asked
"Who ever thinks there stupid stand up"
A very proud very nice boy stood up.
Shocked, the teacher said "why do you think that is so?"
"I didn't want you to stand alone teacher" he said.
