Dylan Ryder's FoolProof Guide to Womanizing

Chapter [3]

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Dylan Ryder’s FoolProof Guide to Womanizing

[3]

Rule #11 no matter how ‘girly’ it seems, beauty sleep is truly essential.

"Nuh man you should have been there, that Gigi Moliere was there and didn’t think she swung the other way but the way that other chick was grinding up against her man! You should have seen her, actually I have a feeling I know her but I was on the verge of wasted so I couldn’t put my finger on it". He drifted off.

"If she was so hot why didn’t you talk to her, you know ask for her number, her name maybe the err...obvious stuff” I mumbled into the phone.

Mason had just woken me up unnecessarily to tell me about his latest club experience. I'd totally skipped out on him. I mean with a whole bunch of work to catch up on and Brittney or Stephanie I’m not to sure what her name was but regardless she was almost as experienced as me so I was trying things with her most chicks were afraid of.

So you can guess I was up most of the night, adding to that my 2000 word research report was due today and f#*king Mason waking me up to tell me some s#*t about some lesbian chicks (although that was usually a turn on) but right now I really couldn’t careless.

"Nuh man your type of flavour, and she looked like she was worth a hell of a lot of money because those rocks around her neck definitely weren't made off cubic zirconia. Plus you know I’ve been craving me some Gigi. Hey dude you listening to me? Wait a sec your probably planning my murder as we speak but dude this was worth it"

Rule #9 always be the one to end the call.                                   

Running my hands through my hair I muttered, "hmm 'course I was, anyways Mase imma go back to sleep, and if you call me again I will pop your knee caps" I threatened

"Must have been the wet dream of your life, I mean your never this pissed in the morning" he joked before I hung up

Moment’s later I awoke to a loud banging on my bedside table.

"Jesus Christ!!!" I sat up and yelled, upon realising it was Mason I stated, "Perhaps I wasn’t specific enough when I threatened you"

"Nuh nuh message came through, but considering you hung up on me when I was about to tell you more about the chick"

Groaning I began "who the hell even let you in?"

"Oh Chels did"

"That bitch, regardless if this ‘chick,’ “I said using air brackets, “was so hot remind me again why you didn’t catch her name?"

"She reminds me of Michelle...potential heartbreaker" Mason said a little less buoyant than before in reference to "the one that got away" in a sense.

"Heartbreaker aye

"That’s right...sound a little familiar" he said sarcastically referring to me. "Hitting the club later tonight if you wanna come, she might be there"

"Dude I have no idea how you manage to fit in all the uni stuff and beat me in everything except soccer. Like how do you fit it all in there?”  I said tapping his head.

"Iono, I guess the dumb blondes you do rub of on you"

"Ha ha, maybe"

"Anyways nuh I’ll come with you tomorrow night, tonight I’m going to see Chrissie...or Missy, I don’t know names just don’t stick"