Chicken oh, Chicken so sweet and tender,innocent yet delicious and juicy. You were my best friend, I lost that friendship when my mom had your mom for dinner, and when my dad had your dad for dinner,and when I had you for dinner. Sorry I ate you, if it makes you feel any better, you were so flipping good, .I'm sorry I ate you but not sorry about eating thousands of your relatives. including your uncle goblets, who gobble gobble gobbled his way down my throat on thanksgiving.
