Just Me Being Myself

I AM VICTORIOUS!!! Dunno if i spelled that right.

I WAS VICTORIOUS.

Well, it was a small battle, and it was over in like 5 minutes, and technically it wasn't me....BUT STILL.

I was flat-ironing my hair, minding my own business, when THIS FREAKING GIANT SPIDER CRAWLS UP.

I'm not talking "freaking giant" as in like 1 inch. I mean FLIPPIN ENORMOUS!

So anyways, of course the first thing I did was try to drown it cause it was in the sink. That plan failed. So I squished it and flushed it down the toilet.

I WON A WAR YOU GUYS!!!

In other news, I almost set my hair on fire. Flat-iron again. I was working on a piece of hair and I look up AND THERE IS SMOKE. ....and I ignored it and continued what I was doing.