♡1000 Corny Jokes♡ [Completed]

Corny Joke 16 >,<

Funny Texts
P1: Who's your crush?
P2: I'm chatting with her right now.
P1: OH MY GEE I LIKE YOU TOO!
P2: I mean on fb.
P1: awkward.......
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P1:mom I'm pregnant.
P2:what did I tell you, if a boy touches your b***s say don't, and if he touches your private part say stop!
P1:But he did both so I said don't! stop!
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Listening to Dear Future Husband. Sorry for late updates. >,< *^* ^3^ But....... I will be waiting for something… >_<