AVM/A WRITER CHAOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

woah hey

Mushy: *Appears*

Mushy: Damn, how long was I gone-

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Aklo: oh why am I here-

TFO: 67

Aklo: What???

Cookieminh: 67

Mushy: 6777777

Luda: Oh god.

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Cookieminh: Where’s JustMushy?

RynxLoveToRead (hi): Doing stuff.

Cookieminh: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s BlueBerry072?

RynxLoveToRead (hi): Trying to stop JustMushy from doing the stuff.

Cookieminh: And Irish Potato?

RynxLoveToRead (hi): Trying to stop BlueBerry072 from stopping JustMushy from doing the stuff.

Cookieminh: I see. And what are you doing here, RynxLoveToRead?

RynxLoveToRead (hi): I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Irish Potato from stopping BlueBerry072 from stopping JustMushy from doing the stuff.

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LudaDarkPink as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!

LudaDarkPink now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

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RynxLoveToRead : Hey, Lunar_Moonbeam3, do you have feelings for me?

Lunar_Moonbeam3: Yeah, anger.

(Damn, harsh, that's non shipping btw)

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TFO (Spectreswife): I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

(TFOwhereamIinthefuckinggcshit💔)

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Aklo: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Irish Potato: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Aklo: Because we're out of doritos.

Annabelle: *Calmly eating doritoes*

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UniverseGirl22: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

princessisabella2006, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

(Are they rolling down the stairs)

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JustMushy: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-

Reader: NBA.

JustMushy: …?

Reader: Snuck into a Cliffords game.

JustMushy: You could've invited Aklo

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RynxLoveToRead : Hey, LudaDarkPink?

LudaDarkPink, playing a video game with the squad: What?

RynxLoveToRead : Can I share something with you from earlier today?

LudaDarkPink: Wh- what is it, RynxLoveToRead ?

RynxLoveToRead : Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.

LudaDarkPink: Mhm.

RynxLoveToRead : Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?

LudaDarkPink: Yeah?

RynxLoveToRead : Your response.

LudaDarkPink: *trying not to crack up*

RynxLoveToRead : At 9:30 in the morning.

RynxLoveToRead : "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit"

LudaDarkPink: *laughing*

RynxLoveToRead : No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization.

LudaDarkPink: You just made me dieeee...

RynxLoveToRead : So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."

RynxLoveToRead : 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.

RynxLoveToRead : "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man"

LudaDarkPink: *wheezing with laughter*

RynxLoveToRead : I respond "LudaDarkPink, you're scaring me." An hour passes-

RynxLoveToRead : You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg"

RynxLoveToRead : "im very tired"

LudaDarkPink: *struggling to breathe*

RynxLoveToRead : And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, LudaDarkPink, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-"

RynxLoveToRead : IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later,

RynxLoveToRead : "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"

RynxLoveToRead : And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,

LudaDarkPink: *falling over with laughter*

RynxLoveToRead : "MARK ZUCKERBERG."

(Mind you, Luda is learning German miserably)