Bad-Ass Bella

Tears are weakness

"Shit! " I said, I can't believe I cried in front of them! I realised there was a burning sensation in my throat, " Ugggghhhhh! I just hunted last night!" I rolled my eyes at my own over reaction.
I decided I wanted to be a ninja tonight so I put on a black karate costume and covered my face with a black scarf. I sped down the stairs while answering my phone " Hello?"
"Hi it's Edward..."

" oh hi Eddie! "

He sighed " ya one question, what's the time?"

I thought to myself and smirked
" Half past monkey ass and quater til his balls!"
I shouted, laughing manically and hearing laughter in the background, I hung up.

I then continued my hunt, catching 6 mountain lion, 12 elk and one herd of deer.
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Edwards POV

We all went home once Bella ran out of the dining hall, Alice said it was going to be sunny all afternoon. Once we got home Emmett began pestering me to call Bella

"Emmett I will not and anyway I can't because I don't have her phone number"

Emmett whined " Please please please please please please please please please please please please I have her number so please please please please please please please please please please!!!!!!"

He carried this on in his thoughts, knowing he could do this for hours I caved in.

"Fine!"

"Boo-ya! !!!"

I picked up my phone and rang the number Emmett gave me.
"What do I say?"

He looked thoughtful, that must have hurt.
"What's the time."

I put the call on speaker phone and then I heard an angels voice.
"Hello?"

"Hi it's Edward..."

" oh hi Eddie!"
Even that stupid nickname Emmett gave me sounded perfect when she said it.

I sighed " ya one question, what's the time?"

" Half past monkey ass and quater til his balls!" I could almost hear her smirk.
Emmett started laughing manically

'I have to remember that!'

I then turned to the phone only to see she had hung up on me.

That's it.

I can't believe it.

I Edward Cullen have...

Fallen in love.