Bad-Ass Bella

Yes! An actual chapter

Beach party!

Today I had a really boring day all I did was correct a few teachers prank a few jocks who were staring at me, got off of detentions ooihhhhhhhh!!! Well I was walking with Alice to History when someone slung their arm over my shoulders and I of course said
"Bitch that ain't happenin'."
Grabbed the arm flung it over my shoulder, the person landed on the ground and I twisted their arm and put one foot on their back. That's when I realised it was the E-mister

"Sozzles Emmmy"

"S'ok."

Then it was boring again. Until.....

The beach party!!!!!!!!

I made my hair more of a red colour and wore a red bikini, showing off my pierced belly button. I then put on some shorts.
Grabbing my bike keys I shouted to my servants "Arrivederci! " (Goodbye!)

When I arrived most of Mic-Mikes friends were there.

"Told ya she was coming!"

As I walked by them to go swimming, they stared at my ass

" Vaffanculo fermata cagna fissare il mio culo! " (Fuck off bitch stop staring at my ass!)
They looked at me like I was speaking a different language, oh wait , Italian .

I went into the ocean and swam for a while. It was very funny hearing their thoughts.

Ok she is fiiiitttttt

Wow how much is that ass

What the hell does Vaffanculo fermata cagna fissare il mio culo mean....

Omg she is so far out! Will she drown?!

Now that one made me laugh, I mean me drown pfffftttttttttt I am a fucking Dhampir!
Then one of the mutts came out and looked at me, I must have been about 40 metres out into the sea, he then ripped off his shir- those fecking abs! - t and began to swim out towards me. And me being the bitch I am I ducked under the water and swam back to shore, underneath him.

"Bella! Ohmygosh are you okay? You were under for 10 minutes!"

"Umm yes I'm fine Mic-Mike I've erm been training?"

"Who the hell do you think you are?!"
Oh shit wolf boy
" Bond, James Bond."
"Don't fuck with me!"
"Chill bruh everything's cool."
I then ran (human speed) to my bike and went over the border...........

Who is this Wolf boy? Cause those abs sure are fine, and that ass tho.