HOW ONE DIRECTION TICKETS SHOULD BE SOLD:!:!:!:!:!:!
Ticket Man: 'Hello, how can I help you?'
Fan: Can I have 2 tickets please!'
Ticket Man: 'Okay. Where is Zayn from?'
Fan: 'Bradford!'
Ticket Man: 'Correct! Okay, so 2 tickets for you!'
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Ticket Man: 'Next Please! How can I help you?'
Fan: '4 tickets please.'
Ticket Man: 'Alright. Name Liam's sisters.'
Fan: 'Nicola Payne and Ruth Payne.'
Ticket Man: 'Alright, 4 tickets for you!'
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Ticket Man: 'How many tickets would you like?'
Fan: '3 please!'
Ticket Man: 'So before I give you the tickets, who is Gemma?'
Fan: 'Erm...Erm...'
Ticket Man: 'Soooo...'
Fan: 'Erm...Harry's Aunty????'
Ticket Man: 'What were you thinking? No tickets for you! Next please!'
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Inside A Directioner's Mind!
FanficThis book will take you inside a Directioner's mind. There are mostly going to be Directioner jokes, moments, quotes from the boys and Directioner thoughts! And if your are a Directioner then you must read it! There are also imagines that I have wr...
