Driving Test

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A Directioner's Driving Test:

Instructor: Alrighty then, Let's get started (Y/N). Shut the door...

Directioner: Turn the light off, I wanna be with you. I wanna feel your love.

Instructor: Erm... okay then. because we are on the motorway, you are only allowed to drive in one direction.

Directioner: OMG, are you a Directioner? I'm a Directioner! I love One Direction so much. I can't tell you in words how much I love the boys.

Instructor: Ermmm....

Directioner: Oh my god, why haven't you commented on how amazayn the boys are? OMG I'm stuck with a Directionator! God save me! I'm going to crash into something. I bloody hate Directionators. . People like you are the reason why us nice Directioner's can't live peacefully. *huffs dramatically*

Instructor: Who do you think you are?Who do you think I am?

Directioner: Oh Hell to the Naw! I see what you're trying to do. You are trying to prove to me you're a Directioner by quoting lyrics from 'Taken'. I know what you're doing, you probably don't even know what album 'Taken is from! If your such a Directioner, answer this bitch! How many R's are there?

Directioner: OMG, where? Where is Kevin! *gets out of the car and walks up to the pigeon.* Hi Kevin, how are you. I've heard you've got a girlfriend since you've moved out from Louis'!

Instructor: Dear Lord, are all Directioner's like this!

*FAILS TEST*

*FRIENDS AND FAMILY SLAP THEIR FOREHEADS*

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