Dash's Rant Book

Ship Hate...Grrrrrrrr

D: Hey! Today me and Ash are going to talk about something that REALLY bothers us.

Asher: *raises a giant sign that says...* SHIP HATE!

D: Yep. So what we would like to know is why everyone is hating on everyone else?

Asher: Seriously, we ship Jelsa, and Mericcup, and Kristanna, and Eugunzel, but we don't want to hate on ships like Jarida, Hiccelsa, Euganna, and Jackunzel.

D: Well, there were a few I Hate Jelsa books that I came across and commented in. I never said anything rude. I just told them to calm down the slightest bit because they were saying things like 'Jelsa shippers are evil.'

Asher: And what the heck is that supposed to mean? If you can ship what you want, we can ship what we want. End of story. *shrugs*

D: Exactly. And I hate how they talk about the other group of shippers as a whole. Like, 'all so and so shippers are bad and mean and shove it in our faces.' Im not trying to start anything here, but I'm using an example with a little acting. ^-^ I love acting! Okay off topic. Go!

Asher: I ship Jackunzel. Jackunzel is life.

D: Oh, well, I ship Jelsa. ^-^

Asher: Why do you guys even ship Jelsa? Same powers is not a good reason. *rolls eyes*

D: Well-

Asher: And everyone knows you're just using that they both sacrificed themselves for their sisters as an excuse.

D: I actually shipped them for that reason first. That they have sisters and the fact that they both have ice powers makes them a better couple.

Asher: Well, in the long term, good always beats evil. So, Jackunzel will win. *smirks*

D: THAT'S IT! *throws down vase* O_O

Asher: O_O

D: Oops.

Asher: Nah, don't worry about it. Personally I never liked that vase anyway.

D: *grins* Leave it for Jack?

Asher: *grins* Heck yeah!

D: *pushes the broken pieces under the carpet* Okay. Now to a different version. *ahem* I ship Jelsa! Jelsa is life! *squeals*

Asher: Oh, I ship Jackunzel. ^-^

D: *rolls eyes* Jelsa is OTP. Jackunzel is so five years ago.

Asher: Well, I can ship whatever I want.

D: Well, so can I, and what do they even have in common? Just that they both don't wear shoes.

Asher: Actually, they were both isolated.

D: Well, not really. Jack could've been friends with the Guardians. Besides, Rapunzel has Eugene. You want her to cheat?

Asher: Well, no, but-

D: End of story. *hair flip* Sorry, I really wanted to do the hair flip. ^-^

Asher: So basically, it doesn't matter what you ship, just please don't hate on others.

D: And the whole, 'I Hate This' or 'I Hate That' books are a complete waste of time, and they get on everyone's nerves.

Asher: Yeah, and to be honest, if someone hated on my ship, the amount of respect I had for that ship and you just got shredded.

Dash: Thanks for listening to our rant! Bye!

#NOSHIPHATE :) Makes the world a better place. ~ Dash