Description: this book is for nonsenses, by nonsenses and about nonsenses! Warning: This book is more random then visits from unknown relatives. Your brain will be fried and you may be put in hospital with the 'fucked in the head' diseases, good luck! (\(=w=)/)
Tegan: I have no fucking idea what dong
Tegan: Doing*
Rachel: Hehehe Dong
Tegan: Holds dong to face........... dead serious expression with dull eyes...... SmElL My MoThErFuCkin DoNg!
Rachel: Omfg I just rolled off my bed that so fucking funny XD
Tegan: Bows Thank you, thank you!
Rachel: gives the golden bong I now make you queen of the dongs
Tegan: holds up dong with a proud and serious expression I bEhOlD tHe GoLdEn DoNg! WITH IT I SHALL SMELL AND SMOKE THE UNIVERSE!!!! AS WELL AS TURN DOWN RATES ON LOW DISCOUNT CAR INSURANCE!!!
Rachel: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DONG QUEEN people in the background all hall *
Tegan: HALL ME YOU LOW BLOODS! HALL ME wearing crown made from happy meal box with two chop-sticks stabbed into it HAIL ME! cross eyes and plays bag-pipes
Rachel: pulls out the might faygo bottle my queen please do the HOLY OPENING OF THE FAYGO
Tegan: grabs the faygo bottle and holds it up opening it coursing a crowd of people to yell out in grace and then I drink it .......... cross eyes then burps before throwing the bottle hitting a old lady in the head making her fly backwards into a fast driving truck and then into a shopping centre in front of non-dong hailers
Rachel: IT IS DONE AND NOW WE EAT shows room full of food and hot shirt less guys my queen you may go first
Tegan: Grabs three bags of chips and leaps onto hot guys back GO FORWARD ME ITALIAN STALLION!!!
Guy: NAAAAAAI rides off into the sunset tripping over and landing in a lava volcano
Tegan: Climbs out holding the almighty dong
Rachel: turns into super kawii anime school girl soo fucking Sugoi!
Tegan: Comes out wrapped in bed sheets with pictures of kawaii poops on them I AM THE ALMIGHT POOP GOD AND DOGN QUEEN! WORSHIP ME YOU BULGE PULSING FANGIRLS WHO AHVE NO CONTROL OVER THEIR HORMONES! fangirls bow to me YES!!!! YES!!! BOW TO ME!!!!! (XD mychonny pun!)
Rachel: the fangirls there to powerful we must find the power and eat it look over to fangirls and see the biggest fangirl then runs over to eat but be for she dos her old master Sensei tell her about the tales of the girls but she don't give a shit and punch him in the dick and runs away to eat the biggest fangirls see ya sucker puts up the finger
Tegan: Runs through wall and gets stuck half way through SHIT!!!!!.....Wait i mean...I am...I AM THE ALMIGHTY WALL GOD!!! Fangirl come over giving me fruit YES THIS PLEASES WALL GOD! I BLESS YOU WITH A TROLL BULGE FANGIRLS ALL GROW BULGES SHIT I MEAN.... UM...LARGE BOOBIES! THEY ALL GLARE AT ME............ PULLS OUT KATANA MADE FROM DONG I. FUCKING. DARE. YOU. MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS BULGE LICKING NOOKSUCKING MUCUS! Rage mode breaking the wall and accidentally killing all the fangirls then eating them...NOM NOM NOM! Taste like sparkles and fucked up horny imaginations!
Rachel: ....Nice job bro you just started some sick fires puts on sunglasses and walks away from epic explosions with CIS theme song in the background
Tegan: Puts on sick shades I Guess you can say, they were..... Removes shades Taste-testers.......... crickets and sad violin music signaling you just made the worse fucking pun ever ...Q^Q sits in me corner smoking dong with sad music playing FUCK OFF yells at people playing violins who stop and sadly walk away Mother fucking hell man....Jegus...... Continues to be Emo ... violin returns OH FOR FUCK SSA- pulls out rocket launcher and shoots them frowning and glare when giant words appear yelling 'SHE IS NOT AMUSED!'
MEAN WHILE IN A LAND FAR AWAY IN THE NEXT STREET!:
Beta: What have i created......
Jackrabbit: A load of fucking BS!
Beta:.......Any way... I hope you enjoyed this brain fucker of a chapter, be sure to live your prayers to the almighty poop god!
Jackrabbit: And also sweet cheeks, be sure to leave a vote would ya? ;) wonk!
Beta: Shots Jackrabbit and smirks Go to sleep sunshine......Bye~
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