Tegan: Hey...hey rachel!
Rachel: nessyes
Tegan: *moves closer.....closer.....closer* ....*whispers*......I just.... *shout* HAD SEXXXXXXXXXXXX!
Rachel:well thats nice i just ate your mum
Tegan:.................Now i got you in my space! *Dances randomly and has a duck face* I WON'T QUACK TO YOU!!!!
Rachel: *dances creepily * oh you know you like that girl uh-huh honey *
Tegan: *looks and then run off and comes back with fire hose* BE GONE DEMON! *turns on hose and washes your filth* IT'S NO USE! SHE'S TO DIRTY!!!!!
Rachel: Bro Bro BRO....STOP!
Tegan: Be Clean! *still has hose pointed at you* It's no use... I know what to do! *Throws soap*
Rachel: Oh no! Not the soap! Ughhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhh!
Tegan: Taste my bar coloured fury! Demon!
Rachel: *spits out soap* BLUH!
-Meanwhile in a galaxy Far, far,far,far,far,far,far....FAR away-
Beta: ....HUMANS ARE.... I'm surrounded by idiots. *Looking at Rachel and Tegan*
Jackrabbit: Why i don't understand! They have to be such dumb dumbs! Like seriously JUST STOP FUCK YOUR GIVING ME A BAD NAME!
Beta: Well fucking then....That's all for this chapter. be sure to remember, pick up your children after training and do not shit kittens, okay okay, bye bye!
Jackrabbit: P.S I have drugs.....Want some? *wiggles eyebrows*
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