Beta: Have you seen Tegan?
JackRabbit: *shrugs*
Beta: *rolls eyes* Oh how helpful....Wait where is Rachel?
JackRabbit: *shrugs*
Beta: *sighs* I'll go look for them...
-Le time skip-
Tegan: *eating in a corner*
Beta: Tegan? Is that you
(No it's a magical fucking pegasus :D)
Tegan: GRRRRR. *eating*
Beta: Umm Tegan *grips Tegan's shoulder*
Tegan: *turns covered in blood and shows Rachel's corpse*
Beta:...... =w= well shit.... *turns and runs* AIN'T NO TOKYO GHOUL UP IN THIS BITCH!
Tegan: *chasing Beta and growling*
Beta: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *leaps over couch and puts on war helmet and pulls out nerf gun* Ain't no eating me today bitch!
Tegan: *growls and see Jackrabbit*
JackRabbit: *sees tegan*.........*points gun at Tegan* Die tegan....
Tegan:.... *puts on shades and leaps on her bites and eating* Not today..... *explosive go off spelling the words 'Deal with it'.*
Beta: *Cute voice* Well shit.
Tegan: *Looks to Beta and smirks* Ya call that a gun *Grabs a real gun* This is a gun *goes to fire but it doesn't go off* Huh?
Beta: The safety is on.
tegan: Oh shit really? where is it?
Beta: It's on the right
Tegan: *Looks to one side*
Beta: Other right!
Tegan: *looks to other side* I don't see it!
Beta: ITS THE LITTLE SWITCH THING!
Tegan: Oh this *Flips switch* Are you sure? I'm pretty sure- *Accidentally fire into forehead*.....*dies*
Beta: = w =
= w =
= w =
= w =
= w =
= w =
=w=
dumb bitch....
-BETA WINS-
-in a paralellelelelelelelela universe where fuck are actually given-
Beta: Well that went down quickly....
Tegan: I became a cannibal....*sings* I kill cause i'm hungry!
Everyone: NO!
Tegan:.... Q∆Q waaaaaaa
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