ROUND 1:
Beta: Death glares Jackrabbit
Jackrabbit: Death glares back before letting out a deep breath and unleashing hell 'FART'
Beta: D:..... What the actual fuck dude.
Jackrabbit: Sorry, but mama's cabbage and beef stew is too good, ain't no gas tank gonna stop me from eating all that ish! =w=
Beta:.....Mmmm~ Give me some of that shit! Eats some stew this is fucking good eats more
Jackrabbit: Mate...you might wanna.... Shit... Puts on gas mask
Beta: Release the inner demon! 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART' Whoops
Jackrabbit: ...... K.O Faints into the deeps of the fartality
Some where in china and giant Godzilla just died along with millions of innocent asians, RIP everybody, RIP.
Round 2:
Beta is silently reading her book while Jackrabbit is still pasted out
Alex: Heee-
Jackrabbit and Beta: FECK OFFFFF!
Alex:..... Cue sad music filled with depression.... #Deep....
Beta: I saw an old guy slip and fall!
Jackrabbit: What a fucking idiot!
Beta: I saw a mother at her daughters funeral!
jackrabbit: haha! Classic comedy!
Alex: #DEEP!!!!
Beta: ... Throws chops onions at her and chillies BURN YOU HIPSTER TRASH!!!!
Alex: ... Q^Q but..but.... Leaves crying
Beta: Any who.... Onto the Tegan and Rachel series!
-Mean while-
Rachel: OH GOD!
Tegan: I'm out of ammo!
Rachel: We have to aboard mission!
Tegan: NOOOOOOOOOO throws empty ball at her We only just made it to episode 3 of season 4 we can't give up now! We need more soda and popcorn! MOVE MOVE MOVE SOLIDER!
Rachel: Runs to kitchen and begin to reload food
Tegan: ..... Looks to screen and see's favourite male character......strokes screen creepily You will be mine. FOREVER!!!
-A few moments later-
Rachel: I'M BAAA- see tegan making out with screen....um....you need a few more moments or-
tegan: Leave. Now.
Rachel: Okay, Fuck Packs bags This Walks out door Shit goes to airport I'm on plane OUT!
-A few moment later later later-
Tegan: sneaks into actors trailer and see actor sleeping Holy mother of sin....... takes photo and climbs but out window Mine.
(Any who this has been chapter two, leave a comment down below on what kind of thing i should do next! I'll be sure to keep posting! Oh and i'm thinking about doing a Ask _____ series, like Ask creepy pastas, or Ask homestuck, blah blah blah! Or Imagine Series......yeah...tell me what ya think!)
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