Invader Zim: Zim's Friend

The Worst... No I Mean The Best Nightmare Ever!

I just got ready for the dance, so did Zim. He's wearing a regular suit. He didn't want to, but I told him he had to where something nice. Me however, have not shown my dress to Zim yet.
Here goes nothing
I walk in the living room to show Zim my dress.
He just stares at me, "you don't like it?" I ask
"Yeah, I mean no! I like it. I think it's... it's... it's beautiful!" Zim stummers
"Ewww! Human things!" I laugh
"Right!? No, but seriously. I mean it!"
"Thank you." I say
"Yeah, uhh, we should be going, don't want to be late!" Zim says walking to the door
"Yeah." I say and walk to the door I open the door and walk out. Zim follows
We walk to the dance, and when we get there, kids, meaning boys, start staring.
Zim notices, and mumbles "I can't wait to rid the planet of these things!"
"I heard that!" I say
He looks at me
"What?" I ask
He smirks
I look and see Dib.
"Ugh, I almost forgot he was going to be here!" I say
"Who, Dib?" Zim asks
I nod
"Yeah, although I have to say. Since you showed up, Dib hasn't been distracting me as much, I can actually get some work done!" Zim laughs
I laugh too
"What are you talking about? You can't get work done with me around!"
"True."
We laugh
"Let's go dance!" I say
"Uhh, no." Zim says
"C'mon, it'll be fun!" I say
"Lier."
"Why would I lie about that?"
"Because, because..." he shrugs his shoulders
"Exactly, trust me. Let's go!" I say
It takes a second, but he smiles and walks with me to the dance floor.
I start dancing, and Zim just looks at me
"What do I do?"
"Well, if you would've came with me to go dancing back on Irken, you would know!" I say
He gives me a look that says 'really'
A new song plays I don't know it but it makes me want to move my hips, (A/N the song I'm putting in this is one of my favorites, the new song, Worth It!)
Give it to me I'm worth it!
I move my hips around, "don't stare, Zim! Dance!"
"What do I do?"
"Let the music take you, and let yourself go, dance like how the music tells you!"
I tell her bring it back, like she left something
Bring it, bring it back. Like she left something
"You fail!" I say and walk off the dance floor
"Jet, you lie!" Zim walked next to me
"No, sorry but I'm like what's his name? That one Earth story. It teaches them not to lie?" I ask
"The one about the wooden boy?" Zim asks
"Yeah, that one."
"I'm pretty sure, he lied a lot."
"Oh, than I'm not like him..."
"Well than who are you like?"
"Jet."
"Your like you?" Zim asks
"Yes! And I'm the only one like it!" I smile
Zim smiles at me, and I smile back
"You know that you've caused a lot of trouble since coming here."
"I know, it's fun!"
"It's not fun when your talking about Irken."
"No, it's dangerous..."
"It's more dangerous when the tallest know..."
"Do they know?" I ask looking at Zim
"N-no." Zim says
"Zim?" I ask
"Yes?"
"Did you tell the tallest?"
"I... I talked to them after the incident..."
"But, did you tell them?"
"Zim will say nothing..."
"Zim, you will tell me! Or I'll do something drastic!" I say anger in my voice
"I..." is all Zim said
"You just want me to do something drastic, don't you?"
"Depends."
"Depends? Well if that's how you want to play!"
He gives me a weird look, "what do you mean?"
"I'll get you to tell me." I smirk
"How?"
"By making you jealous!"
"You cannot make Zim jealous!"
"Sure, I already know you don't like me around Dib!"
"But, that's because he knows I'm an alien. He might find out with you..."
"He won't, Ima go talk to him! No, that won't make you jealous. I'll need to do something else, something more..." I think
"I got it! You got jealous, when all them boys were staring at me! And when Dib was asking to hang out with me!" I say
"Zim thinks you are just trying to get on Zim's nerves." Zim says
"Not exactly..." I say "I'm going to go talk to Dib, don't wait up!" I wink at him as I walk away
"Wait what does that mean? Zim does not understand!"
"Hey Dib!" I say
"Hi Jet, I thought you were here with Zim?"
"Yeah, I am, but I want to hang with you." I lie
"Okay, but why? Don't you want to be with your boyfriend?" Dib asks
"Boyfriend?" I ask
"Zim, isn't he your boyfriend?"
"No! Not at all!" I say
"Oh, I just thought..."
"Well don't sometimes, kay hon?"
"Okay?" He seemed confused by me calling him hon!
"What's wrong?" I ask
"Nothing, why?" He asks
"No reason."
"I saw you dancing..." Dib says
"Oh, heh heh, did you?" I ask
"Yeah, your pretty good, but you just kinda walked off, why?"
"Oh, about that, I was only trying to get Zim to dance with me."
"Oh, he didn't he just standed there..."
"Yeah." I shrug "oh well, it's not his style... never has been." "Really, how long have you known him?" Dib asks giving me a weird look
"I've known Zim for... wow, it's been years now." I say
"Years? But Zim's only been here for, what, a month or two? How would you have known him for years?"
"Oh, I uhh, I... I..." I rack my brain to think of a way to get out of this but find nothing.
"And, don't you live with him? Do you have evidence of Zim being an alien!?"
"No, I don't..."
"Oh, but you know he's an alien?" Dib asks
"Yes." I say slowly "oh shit! I mean, no! No, Zim's not an alien!"
"Don't lie to me, Jet!"
"Umm, I... I... Hey, who's that girl over there with Zim?" I change the subject
"Who?" Dib asks
"That girl... she's got like, purple hair, and she's got some pizza it looks like..."
"What?" Dib looks over "Gaz? What is she doing? Talking to that disgusting alien!"
I feel like water just got poured on me.
"What's wrong?" Dib asks
"Not all aliens are disgusting!" I insist
"Yes they are! Why are you defending them?"
"Well, maybe I don't want Zim talking to that filthy human!" I say and turn to walk away
"Filthy human? Isn't that what Zim calls us? Why did you say it? Why did you say Irken that one time? Are you... an... alien?" Dib put it together now
I don't say anything, but I also don't walk away... I don't know what to do in this situation.
"Oh my god, you are! Your an alien!"
I quickly walk away, "GET BACK HERE!!!" I hear Dib yell at me as I walk.
I see Zim look toward me after Dib yelled.
I walk over to him and Gaz.
"Hey, what you guys talking about?" I smile nervously
"What is Dib doing? Why is he yelling at you?" Zim asks
"Ummm, can I talk to you in private?" I ask Zim
Gaz sighs "fine, I'll go to another corner." And than she walked away
"He kinda maybe... found out." I smile even more nervously
"Jet! How did he find out?" Zim asks
"He figured it all out... He put it together."
"Shit."
Dib walked over, "so, Zim? You had to bring your little alien girlfriend to help you?"
"She's not my girlfriend!" Zim says
"But she is an alien?" Dib asks
"Well... she's-" I interrupt Zim
"Yes, fine you know. But it's not like anyone believes you with Zim and he has green skin! Not like anyone will believe you with me!" I say
Dib ignored me and stared straight into Zim's eyes
"I'll get you alien! Without your costume! I'll get you, and that's a promise!" He says and walks away
"This is all my fault!" I say
"No, it's not. It's just something that happens..." Zim says
"Let's go home, I'm not having fun anymore..." I say
"Okay, let's go." Zim says and puts his arm around me.
I blush, but hide it.
This of course was the worst night ever! Well it was up until something I could only imagine happened.
Zim and me walked onto the lawn of his house.
"This was a terrible night..." I mumble
"Yeah, it was..." Zim says looking at me, I look at him.
"What?" I ask
"Nothing, just..."
"Just what?"
"Just, that you got all dressed up, you made yourself beautiful, and you had the worst night ever..."
"Just my luck..."
"I suppose it could change."
"How?" I ask
"Like this..." Zim says and leans towards me, and his lips lock with mine.
When he pulls away I say, "Zim? What was that?"
"I... I'm sorry." He says looking at the ground
"Don't be." I say
He looks back at me, and I kiss him.
When I pull away, Zim smiles at me and I smile back
"Let's go inside..." Zim says
When we walk inside, we see Gir and Muir sitting on the couch watching Angry Monkey.
When they see us they both stand up,
"How was your night?" Gir asks
"Yeah, did you have fun?" Muir asks
I look at Zim, and Zim looks at me, than we look at our robots and say the same thing at the same time, "yes!"

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I apologize for not posting, stupid internet.
Here's an extra long chapter, hope y'all liked it!