South Park: The Stick of Truth

Chapter 7: Angel With A Shotgun

( Kyle's p.o.v. )

I finished talking with Stan, the Stick was stolen from the human's. I started to make my way through Human Territory.

A familiar red head stood guarding herself from one of the elves. I hid behind a bush and watched. Curiosity got the best of me, I wanted to see her fight.

She looked like an angel with a shotgun. I soon remembered the song.

" Get out you're guns, battle begun. Are you a saint or a sinner? If loves a fight, then I shall die, with me heart on trigger. They say before you start a war, you better know what you're fighting for. Well baby you are all that I adore, if love is what you need, I solider I will be."

I sang quietly. I brushed my hair out of my face, I turned around and watched the fight, Melanie looked like she was about to collapse. I frowned but continued watching. He elf struck her down, she started coughing.

He pushed her down with his sword, he stepped on her leg making sure she wouldn't move. I swore I saw her with wings for a moment. The elf left her lying in the street.

She looked  beautiful. I walked up to her, there was actual blood on her. I pressed my hand against her cheek. She was awake, Melanie opened her bright green eyes.

Her gaze met mine, she frowned.

" What do you want with me?" she managed to say in between coughs.

" Shhh, just don't say anything, you're bleeding pretty badly." I said quietly. Sure I was the elven king, but I had fallen in love with a human.

I picked her up bridal style, I started to carry her back to Kupa Keep. I was caught by Butter's, Aahlivia, Tweek, and Token. Aahlivia looked scared as heck. Her face was emotionless.

" What did you do to my sister?!" she challenged.

" I found her like this on our territory, so I brought her back here." I said quietly. Tweek came over and carried her, Aahlivia shot me a glare before leaving.

I sighed and made my way back to my elven kingdom. I shoved my hands in my robe pockets.

We will meet again, even if it means death to me..

***

( Melanie's p.o.v. )

My eyes lids felt heavier than concrete, I started to open my eyes slowly. Everything was blurry, God..

I closed my eyes then opened them again, Aahlivia was at my side, her hand in mine.

Her blue eyes were puffy, and full of tears. She looked at me and smiled.

" Don't ever do that again you imbecile." she said quietly. I moved around and hugged her tight. She smiled warmly, she hugged back.

Aahlivia let go and went to spar with Drath and Tweek.

" The Stick, it's been stolen by those stupid elves!" Cartmen shouted. He walked in the tent, his looked like a tomato.

" I can round up a patrol, I'll go right now." I got out of the small bed, or just a blanket on the floor.

I walked over to Tweek, Drath, and Aahlivia. They agreed to come.

***

We walked in front of the snack vault, elves surrounded us. They had ropes and everything.

" Come with us humans, there's no point in fighting." I sighed, they grabbed our wrists and tied us up.

***

They led us into the elven kingdom, one of them threw me on the ground. But I caught myself, I looked at the throne and saw King Kyle.

I growled, yet I blushed awkwardly. Aahlivia looked worried as heck. Drath tried to struggle free but couldn't.

" What are we doing here?!" I snarled, I started to sound like a vicious dog.

King Kyle stepped down from his throne, well he stood on a step to talk with us.

I narrowed my eyes," Answer us!" I growled.

" I know Cartmen is hiding the stick, he's cheating. It's in the school and you're gonna help us get it." he pointed a finger at us. He smiled at me.

" Untie them they're going to help us." the elves untied us. I grabbed my wrists, God that hurt.

I got up and pulled my cloak hood up, I grabbed my sword. I gave the king a small nod.

" Let's go  and get this over with." I smirked and we ran to the school.

***

We were led by King Kyle, the school was locked. Drath pulled out a paper clip and started to lock pick the doors.

He succeeded and let us in, we all walked in. The school looked like crud! Desks, papers, anything was scattered across the floor.

My eyes widened, they met Kyle's emerald green eyes. I sighed and kept walking. I knew he was watching me, but I wouldn't give up my ground.

I walked into the basement, a hall monitor was laying there, gripping his stomach and moaning.

" Wh-who are you?" I asked nervously, the others followed me. Weapons at ready.

" There was green goo, us hall monitors looked at it. They were never the same." he started coughing. I walked over and took a knee.

" He has the stick, I knew what I said before. You three are of the Dragonborn." he said quietly. He coughed again,

I felt my eyes tear up, Cartmen played us. He played us all.

" Be careful, he holds more power the-then you think." he coughed and started to change.

Aahlivia grabbed my arms and pulled me away. The hall monitor changed into a zombie looking thing. Yet he said something in German.

German gingers..

" What do we do?!" I yelled. Drath grabbed his hammer and threw it at the ceiling, it fell and he picked it up quickly. It started to crack.

" We get our butts out if this basement, we have to find the stick!" he started running, we all followed.

***

We all walked into a classroom, Cartmen stood there guarding a desk.

" Cartmen, give is the stick. We know you hid it." Kyle said quietly.

" Shut up Jew! Let's let Melanie decide!" he shouted at me.

I grabbed my sword my back, and pointed it at Cartmen.

" After everything we've been through." he sighed and grabbed his staff.

He growled and whacked me in the face, I got struck right in the face. Man, that flipping hurt!

I growled and hit him upside the head, he gave me a cold glare. He elbowed my stomach, I gasped for breath.

I kneed him where it hurt, then he fell to he ground.

A hand touched my shoulder, I turned around and saw King Kyle smiling at me.

The nervous and unconfident king looked at me, scarlet filling his cheeks.

" Alright, grab the stick from his desk." Kyle said quietly. My eyes widened.

" Are desks tabletops." he looked at me.

" Wait, there's writing on it!" he pointed to the desk, it read," Check my locker."

His emerald green eyes widened," Who's desk is this?" he asked Cartmen.

" It-it's Clyde's." Cartmen murmured. He looked like he died.

We all nodded and ran to the lockers. Kyle opened Clyde's locker, a computer was in there.

He opened it up, a video was playing.

Clyde had taken The Stick Of Truth.