South Park: The Stick of Truth

Chapter 5: Prison Break

( Kyle's p.o.v. )

I ran my fingers through my hair awkwardly, I couldn't stop thinking about Bad Wolf being alive. Stan came up to me, I got off my throne.

" My king, the twitter raven has come with a new message." he took a knee before me.

" What is the message Stan?" I asked calmly. My emerald green eyes softened.

" The message was, the humans are going to break they're their thief out of captivity." he bent his head, waiting for a response.

I sighed," Thank you Stan, that means they're going to try and stop the Bard. I will address the Drow Elves." I rested his hand on his shoulder. He looked up at me, his ocean blue eyes full of worry. I gave him a small nod.

" Yes sir." he said quietly before getting up. I walked out to address the kingdom.

" Drow Elves of Zaron!" I announced. All of them faced me, waiting to hear the news.

" The twitter raven has come with news, the humans are going to steal the stick back!" The Drow Elves gasped.

" That's why we are going to stop them!" I announced happily. The Drow Elves started cheering.

I smirked, I hope this works.

***

( Melanie's p.o.v. )

I brushed my red hair out of my face, the sun was blocked by snow clouds. I peeked through the window of the school, Craig was sitting there in his armor.

I smirked, Aahlivia , Drath, and I ran to the door. We opened it and saw hall monitors.

He was holding a baseball bat, he was going to attack us! I pulled out my sword, he didn't expect us to be armed.

He held up his bat protecting him, I pushed my sword against his wood bat. He growled and kicked my leg. My bright green eyes narrowed.

I pushed him over and ran to free Craig.

Before I left the room, I heard one thing." They're one of the Dragonborn!" the hall monitor shouted.

I frowned and kept walking, taking on ginger hall monitors.

( Time skip, they got da gold key )

I grabbed the gold key from my pocket, I started to unlock the cafeteria door. Then we were stopped. By the Boss Hall Monitor himself.

He had a dodge ball, hanging from a pole. He smirked.

" Where's you're hall pass?" he asked.

I smirked," I don't have one dum**s." I said quietly.

He growled, her swung his dodge ball at my face. I dodged and grabbed my sword from my back.

I swung at his stomach, I missed. His dodge ball hit my face harshly. He swung at my siblings and hit both of them.

I growled under my breath, I elbowed his stomach, no miss. He froze for a moment. Aahlivia swung at his head, she didn't miss. Drath, Aahlivia , Butter's, and I all aimed a blow to his head. It was over.

I smirked and unlocked the cafeteria door, I saw Craig and smiled. He walked by me.

" Thanks new kid, I'll meet you at the Keep." he smiled at me and walked off.

***

We all stood in the Keep, waiting for the Grand Wizard. He came out, his hands behind his back.

" Our raven has come with news, the Bard is staying at the Giggling Donkey. We're going to get the stick in one hour. Be ready humans, this is war." he sighed and walked back into the war tent.

This is war...

***

( Kyle's p.o.v. )

I sat on my throne, my legs held up to my chest. A sigh escaped my lips.

This is war...

Blush filled my cheeks, stupid cold days. I growled under my breath. I got up off my throne and walked to the center of the kingdom. Elves were working, stocking up snacks, potions, health supplies, and weapons.

I gave a weak smile, I ran my fingers through my red curly locks. Cartmen the fat**s was going down  just because I'm a Jew doesn't mean he can take all the land! or start a war.

The humans were going down.