One Piece One Shots

♢One Piece is Online♢

Here is an entirely mashed up One Piece online chatroom. It's so mashed up that I'll understand if you feel a headache after reading this (if you don't give up halfway that is, which I did while writing this piece of shit)

Online Names;

-Mr. Prince is Sanji
-MoneyInMyEyez is Nami
-Sokekinggguuuuu is Ussop
-DamnYouDub4 is Zolo
-NicoRobin is Robin
-Meatisloveandlife is Luffy
-Lululululuffysenpaaaai! is (you guess who)
-Ifeelsuuuuperthisweek is Franky
-!it's-reindeer-not-racoon! is Chopper
-Istolecooksdream is Absolem (and no one knows what he's doing here)
-LuffyIsMyHusband is Boa Hancock
-IAteAFookingHouse is Wapol
-IThinkMyFeetGotLonger is the sticks ossan from Davyback Arc
- BitchIWearFur is Doflamingo
- EverydayImShambling is Law
- ICouldBeSlash is Brook
- TheFillerKing is Foxy

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~LuffyIsMyHusband has added Lululululuffysenpaaaai to a new conversation~

LuffyIsMyHusband: Now, you piece of green haired shit, let get this over with right here and right now, shall we?

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: It. Is. On. You. Snake. Freak!

LuffyIsMyHusband: What did you call me again?

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: Do you need me to say it again?

LuffyIsMyHusband: I don't think I should waste too much of my time on a useless crap like you, so please don't bother rewriting your words.

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: Hah! And this is why Luffy Senpai likes me more! He has a golden heart when you lack any good in you! He'll never marry you!

LuffyIsMyHusband: I'm sorry to crush your dreams but...WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED! *swings hair victoriously*

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?????? HOW?

LuffyIsMyHusband: Eh, you see, he hugged me in the Great War... Which means that we're married!

Lululululuffysenpaaaai:...............

LuffyIsMyHusband: You're so jealous that you're out of words, right?

Lululululuffysenpaaaai:........................

~Lululululuffysenpaaaai has left the conversation~

LuffyIsMyHusband: How dare you even leave without my permission?!

~LuffyIsMyHusband has added Lululululuffysenpaaaai back into the conversation~

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: What? Why am I here? I don't want to encounter someone like you in any means! *believes that stupidity is contagious* *which also makes him stupid*

LuffyIsMyHusband: I brought you back. And I'm gonna add Luffy-kun as well so he tells you about our wedding.

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: YOU MEAN LUFFY SENPAI WILL BE HERE? WAIT I'VE GOT TO DO MY HAIR!

~LuffyIsMyHusband has added Meatisloveandlife into the conversation~

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: I said wait-

Meatisloveandlife: Oi, hi Bartelomeo, hi Hammock!

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: ...

LuffyIsMyHusband: ...

Lululululuffysenpaaaai: LU...LU...LU-LU-LUFFFFFYYYYYYY SENNNPAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!

LuffyIsMyHusband: LUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFYYYYYY!!! MY HUSBANNNNNND!