I realized I haven't been updating lately so here is a very short random assaults thing.
-Are you gonna use your moron moron beam again?
-Your bakama is waiting for you.
-Did you eat baka baka no mi as a kid?
-Even Sanji wouldn't come and save you, you woman.
-Oh, is that ahotoryu you're going to use, Marimo?
-Sanji, you should really stop smoking lolipops...
-Even Nami would sell you for free in a human auction so she could get rid of you sooner.
Well, this really was random wasn't it.
Hopefuly I'll post the next one shot soon, it'll be Nami×Luffy if I don't finish another shot before. Stay awesome, ily!
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One Piece One Shots
FanfictionHere are some random one shots about One Piece characters! All ideas and dialogues belong to me, expect the One Piece anime which belongs to the amazing Eichiiro Oda. I really hope to meet him someday, he's a genious! (I don't take requests)
