My Luffy (Luffy x Reader)

Delicious Dinner

Once we were done kissing
we left the room to be faced by a smirking Usopp.
"What do you want Usopp" I said.

"Oh nothing...just my dignity back for lying about you two" he said.
"Just say that I paid you" I said walking away.
Luffy just walked off to the kitchen.

LUFFY'S POV~
AT THE KITCHEN~
"Hey Sanji do we have anything to eat" I asked.
"I'm making it right now" Sanji said ticked off.

"Ok" I said starting to walk out of the kitchen.
"How was your make out session with (y/n)" smirked Sanji.
I blushed at least 50 shades of red (see what I did there!!!! Nothing? Really? ok then moving on!!!!).

"W-What are you talking about????" I said pretending that I don't know anything.
"Oh come on Usopp told us all no need to hide it" laughed Sanji.
I growled under my breath "Usopp you are soooooooo dead!!!!" and with that I ran out of the kitchen my face red and steam coming out my ears.

"USOPP!!!!!!" I screamed.
"COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!" (Elfman: he stole my quote....  Bella: why are you even here?).
I saw a barrel shacking and knew it had to be Usopp.

I tore open the barrel with a crazy scary look on my face.
And there I saw Chopper in a ball with his teddy bear shacking.
"YOU SCARED ME LUFFY!!!!" Chopper cried as he ran away to find (y/n).

I just sweat dropped at this.
"USOPP WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!" I yelled.
I heard a loud  eep coming from one of the rooms.

I ran into the aquarium and saw (y/n) holding a tied up Usopp.
I smirked at her and grabbed Usopp while I was still blushing.
"Your dead" I gritted.
I got him went to Sanji.

"Sanji make him for dinner" I said.
Sanji looked at me then Usopp then laughed.

"LUFFY YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS" he said slamming the counter.
"I'm not kidding" I said looking at him.
Sanji then looked at me with a scared look and his face paled.

"This is going to be a good dinner" I said walking out.

SANJI'S POV~
Once Luffy left I started working on cutting Usopp out if the ropes.
While I was cutting them off I said,
"Ok once i'm done run up to the boys room and hide in the secret food corner" I whispered to him.

He nodded then ran for his life.
Then I continued on the cooking.
It was dinner time now.

"Hey Sanji is dinner ready?????" asked Luffy.
"Ahh yes we have some delicious potatoes sushi apple sauce and a grilled Usopp" i said while smiling.
Everyone looked at me with disgusted faces and their faces were pale.

"Sanji I knew you were weird...BUT THIS?!?!?" yelled (y/n).
"Hey don't blame me blame your boyfriend" I said while lighting a cigarette.
She looked at Luffy who was whistling a random tune.

She glared at him.
Then yelled, "LUFFY YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!!"
Then Luffy went off running.

"Don't worry I didn't make grilled Usopp I made sashimi" I laughed nervously.
They all sighed in relief.
"That would be a disgusting dinner and I don't remember any of your food tasting disgusting" pointed out Nami.

I nod at that and I shiver in fear on how it would be like to cook Usopp.
"It would be a weird dinner..." I said.

LUFFY'S POV~
I was running away from (y/n) laughing.
I knew Sanji didn't cook Usopp but that's what she thinks.

FLASHBACK:

I was sitting in my normal spot when I heard the kitchen door open all of a sudden.
And there I saw Usopp running for his life and Sanji looking relived.
I laughed at this.

END FLASHBACK~

I stopped at the crows nest.
Then the door was slammed open by a pissed off (y/n).
"YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE TO COOK OUR CREW MATE!!!!!!" she yelled.

I just laugh at her
"Don't worry he's not dead he's just hiding" I explained laughing.
She looks at me with a pissed off look on her face.
Then storms out.

(Y/N)'S POV!~
I CAN'T BELIVE HE TRICKED ME INTO THINKING THAT HE MANAGED TO CONVINCE SANJI TO COOK OUR NAKAMA!!!!!
Damn it some times I hate the guy...
Well, not really.

I went to my room and went to my desk and grabbed out my diary.
I lied down on my bed and opened it up to a empty page.

Dear Diary,
Luffy wanted to cook our friend up for dinner.
And yes I know that is a bizarre thing to say but HEY its true!!!!!
Well anyway, i'm mad at him and well....
meh.

He is a weirdo and I like weirdos I don't even know why i'm writing in my diary right now....
so...
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!

From , me

I smiled at myself and wen to another empty page.
I started to draw Luffy as his Demon King form and me in my Demon Queen form.
Also with a few scenarios...

Once I was done I locked it and put it back in my desk.
I left the room to eat dinner.
And I walked past a petrified Usopp shacking his ass off.

"Dude are you ok?" I said while laughing.
He looked at me then eeped.
I started to laugh harder.

"Its ok dude Luffy would never eat his nakama or else he would have to answer to me" I say popping my knuckles.
We both went to the deck and sat down.
"So...how about Igaru?" he asked.

I froze up at that.
I sighed and explained the whole thing to him.
He looked at me with nervous eyes and then smiled.

"Well knowing you I know that his ass will regret being born!!!!" laughed Usopp.
I imagined seeing him being kicked into the stars.
Then I started laughing with him.

We laughed for a while then we stopped.
He got up and said, "I'm going to get some dinner" then walked away.
I smiled then lied down on the deck with my eyes closed.

I was there for a while then I felt that i was picked up.
"Wh-mfff" and with that I was gagged.
I saw the figure of the person and saw him crying and running with me.

And it was...

Alright I know i'm a bastard for stopping the story here. But I hope you enjoyed and this is not a filler!!!!
I hope you have a good day minna-san and I love you and BYE~