My Luffy (Luffy x Reader)

3 Months In

If anyone that knows Japanese PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!!!

I woke up feeling like hell today.
"Sanji i'm hungry" I grumbled.
And, like a genie in a bottle he appeared with a platter of meat (sorry if you are a vegetarian).

I picked up a slab and stuffed it in my face with anime tears falling down my face.
"This is so good!!!!" I cry.
Sanji nosebleeds and does his weird tornado thing back to the kitchen.

I walked to Choppers office and laid down on the bed.
"I feel terrible" I complain with my face in a pillow.
I hear him hop off his chair and rub my back.

"Its ok (y/n)" he smiles.
I return a soft smile.
Then he keeps a stern face again.

"Alright (y/n) you and Luffy have not done anything since the news right?" he asks.
I blush slightly, "W-Well u-umm...m-may-b-be" I stutter.
he floor palms (when face palm is not enough XD).

And thats the story on how I had a 5 hour lecture from a reindeer...

I walked out shaking on how much medical knowledge I acquired.
"SANJI MY FEET HURT!!!" I yell.
And again he came and massaged my feet.

I sigh while looking at the sun set.
I saw Luffy come out and hug me.
"How much longer" he pouts looking at my stomach.

"6 months" I giggle.
He pouts and pesters Sanji to make him meat.
During dinner everyone was bombarding me with questions which I answered.

"When is the wedding?" Zoro asks.
"In a week" I smile.
Luffy looks at me and smiles also.

"Oh Zoro will you and Sanji be something called my best men?"Luffy asks childlike.
Both the men bean and scream "YES".
Franky and Usopp laughed also.

"Chopper will you be the ring bearer" I ask.
"YAY!!!!!" he cheers.
Me being me I could not help my self and I squeezed him.

"SO.FRICKING.ADORABLE!!!!!!" I squeal.
The whole group laughs at my display.
"Nami and Robin will you take the honor and be my best women?" I ask.

Nami squeals and Robin giggles and nods.
"And Brook will you be the priest?" I ask.
He nods then says, "If I can see your panties" he blushes.

Sanji and Luffy glare daggers at him.
I roll my eyes and stand up lifting my skirt up a bit.
I saw Brook and Sanji faint with a floor covered in blood.

"AHHHH SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR!!!!" Chopper yells.
"THATS YOU" Nami yells.
"Oh right" he says fixing them up.

I laugh while Luffy pouts looking at me.
"Aww is someone jealous~" I coo.
He does not reply but the blush on his face increases.

"No i'm not" he mumbles.
I laugh while stretching his face to lengths not known to mankind.
He frowns and hugs me close.

"Mine" me mumbles childishly.
I giggle and hug him back.
"Ugh please can we stop with all the affection" Zoro asks.

"Go to hell" I smile.
"No thanks princess" he smirks.
I manage to keep my smile with my eye twitching in annoyance.

"I hate you" I say rolling my eyes in disgust.
He laughs then says, "Then the feeling is mutual".
(sorry but this is my catchphrase " Then the feeling is mutual" is MINE)