Getting Myself into the Battle of New York ~Avengers~

28; THE FRIEND

~Abbey's POV~

I watch the news in horror.

In fucking horror.  And I'm watching CNN.

Aliens in Manhattan the title says.  Jesus H. Christ.

Although, thank the God above us.  We won.

Actually, those people won.  And I am referring to the people in a spangly outfit, Iron effing Man, this lady in a hot catsuit, this guy with a freaking bow and arrow.  Like hello!  There's a thing  called guns! Then a green, raging, freaking monster, and finally there's this guy with a freaking red cape and a hammer that conducts lighting!  LIGHTNING.

And what else?  A girl in the hood-- wait.  That hoodie.

That mother frickity frackity fruckity hoodie.  And boy do I know, if so God kill me, who effing loves such a hoodie.  And that girl is literally shooting fireballs and flamethrowers and icicles and lava!  Like a dragon fucked with Jack Frost!

Amelia Vale!!

I gotta call Nick.  She better, I mean freaking frackity frickity better, better be O-kay!

And I thankfully and just know how to contact S.H.I.E.L.D.  Perfect. 

How?  Oh yeah, Nick gave me instructions on how to when he visited to recruit Amelia.  For the second time in S.H.I.E.L.D's history.  The instructions were other ways to contact her when she won't answer her cell.  Which turns out to be most of the time when I try to call her. 

Oh where was I?  Oh yeah, calling.

Immediately leaving my white, and comfortable couch, I ran up to the staircase in our penthouse in Virginia.

I ran past Amelia's room, then arrive to mine.

Swinging the door open, I instantly run to my desk and boot up my computer.  And its a really good computer.

Anyways, opening the drawer in the desk, I grab the miniature tablet Fury gave me to read the instructions.  He's like, "its all for protocol if you--" blah blah blah.

OKAY!  Sorry for drifting away a little bit but the iMac, with the typed pass code in, I opened the tablet and read the instructions, doing them in the iMac as I am told to do.  Yes.  I have a tiny thing for computers because Amelia showed me some tricks.  And one of those tricks can be like paybacks for those bitches online.  Hehehehe...

Alright!  This particular type of call is simply formatted almost similar to FaceTime on Apple devices.  Like its Skype, except its encrypted so no way would genius or master hacker in the world could break the encryption.  For an espionage organization that counters terrorism and other dangerous factors in order to protect the lives of civilian people.  An example of such situation would be that alien invasion, for instance.

With my patience almost running out, they finally pick up.

"This is S.H.I.E.L.D.  In order to gain contact with one of the employees here you would've followed a set of instructions in order to do so.  The last step is the code.  May you announce the code?"

The operator told me seriously like a plain robot.  I read the table one last time and announced the code, in a high pitched voice like it says.  I know, weird, but actually its funny and cool at the same time.