Eren: what do you think of body pillows?
Levi: fuckin weird.
*whispers* unless it's you
Mikasa: *growls*
Armin: I... I haven't heard of them.
Jean: ILL SHOW YEWWW
Eren: don't. Just don't. He's too young to understand.
Jean: Mk
Reiner: I think we all know who Jean would have on his body pillow (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Connie: but how would half a body pillow work?
Jean: HOW DID YOU KN- I mean what.
Reiner: *smirks*
Jean: well I think we all know who you would have on yours Reiner *raises eyebrows* I sertain colossal titaaan
Reiner: you know what else is colossal
Jean: .....
Reiner: my di-
Berthold: HEY GANG!
Jean: hey that's Marcos line!
Marco: *cries*
Jean: *pats marcos back*
Sasha: I would have a potato body pillow!
Connie: how would that even work?
Sasha: ssssh it just does.
Hange: I would have a titaaann
Jean: you mean like Eren?
Levi: ಠ_ಠ what did u just say
Mikasa: EXCUSE MWA M8
Jean: o shit I shouldn't have said that.
*everyone dies* (jk)
Huehuehue
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