Hange: ALRIIIIIGHT is everyone here?
Levi: well does it look like everyone's here? *folds arms*
Hange: Yeah everyones here.
OK. TODAY. we are going to be discussing....
Erwin: let me guess.. Titans?
Eren: DID SOMEONE SAY... TITANS!?
*stands on chair*
Levi: HEY THAT CHAIR IS BRAND NEW DON'T GET YOUR DIRTY BOOTS ALL OVER IT!
Coconut (Armin): everyone calm down, can we just continue the meeting?
Eren: I'LL KILL ALL THE TITANS!!
Mikasa: *whispers* love meeeee
Levi: don't talk to Eren ever again Mikasa.
Mikasa: You wanna fight shorty?
Levi: SHORTY? SHORTY!? OH I'LL SHOW YOU WHATS SHORT!
Mikasa: your dick
Levi: ERRRRUUAAGHHH *pulls out blades*
Hange: LEVI! Stop we only use those baldes for titans!
Eren: TITANS!!!!
Armin: ...why do I even try?..
*Levi and Mikasa are casualy having a sword fight on the table while Eren runs around screaming*
Jean: well while this is going, I guess we can spend some time talking together *Turns to what thinks is Marco*
Reiner: Um what?
Jean: OH SHIT WRONG PERSON
Bertholt: STAY AWAY FROM MA MAN *hugs Reiner*
Reiner: Oh
Jean: FREAKLED JESUS WHERE ARE YOU!
Hange: hmm he must be late, I knew someone was missing!
Jean: that's not like Marco to be late. He's half an hour late.
*Mikasa and Levi still fighting*
Levi: OK LET'S END IT HERE.
Mikasa: FINE
but this isn't over yet.
Levi: *rolls eyes* just keep your dirty hands off Eren.
Mikasa: you too. Leave him where he needs to be.
Levi: *smirks* in my bed.
Mikasa: THAT'S IT
Petra: *cries*
*Erwin grabs them both and throws them back on their seats*
Levi: hmpf *looks away arms folded*
Mikasa: hmpf *looks away arms folded*
Levi: so Eren, who do you think won that-
Eren: *is asleel snoring*
Levi: REALLY? MY GOD! *slaps him*
Eren: ARH NOT TO HARD LEVI
Levi: wut
Eren: oh. So it was just a dream. DAMMIT
*Mikasa stares from other side of room with flames coming from her eyes*
*Marco walks in*
Marco: Hey gang!
Jean: MARCOOOOO
Marco: I bought CUPCAAAAKES
Sasha: OWE MA GAWD *runs up to marco and takes most of the cupcakes*
Marco: Hey you took more than half of them!
Jean: Yeah Sasha don't be so half hearted.
Sasha: *smirks*
Hange: ok so now everyones here. Everyone's calmed down. And we have cupcakes! Isn't this great everyone?
Levi: ....
Mikasa: ...
Jean: NEIIGHHH
Hange: well then. ANWAYS today we are talking about... TITANS
Eren: TITANS
Levi: EREN
Mikasa: LOVE ME
Petra: *cries*
Armin: NUUUUU
*everyone dies* (jk)
