Jean: *scrolling through Google* what is with fans and all these half jokes? Half of them don't even make sense!
Eren: ha! You said half!
Jean: did not!
Eren: oh yeah I bet half of us heard it.
Mikasa: yeah you said half.
Jean: now both of you said half!
Eren: half half half half
Jean: he wasn't even eating in half in the first place!
Armin: everyone stop saying half!
......
*hange walks into room*
Hange: WOOOOOAAHH WE'RE HALF WAY THEEEREEE
Eren: WOOAAAHH LIVIN ON A MARCOO
Jean: *internal screaming*
Armin: the admin is probably gonna lose half her followers from writing this.
Jean: FJJSDBDSNNSMD
Armin: c'mon you don't have half the heart to not make Marco jokes jean?
Jean: YOU'RE ALL SO HALF HEARTED!
Eren: MIKASAS HAIR CUT
Armin: WOAAAHHH
Jean: ;3; stahp
*Marco walks in*
Marco: HEY GANG!
Eren: Hey my half mate
Marco: I bought cupcaaaakkessss they were 50% off :D
Jean: *walks away*
