I Don't Love You, I'm In Love With You

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Bills Pov...
(I heard bill thinks in all caps, so his thoughts will be in Bold letters xD)

"KID, for the MILLIONTH time, I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU"!This was pretty harsh, but Dipper needed to be hurt, he won't stop insisting that he somehow feels this weird attraction towards me and that he wants me! Pfft, as if a multi-dimensional nightmare demon could ever fall in love nor will I ever with someone as bland as this sapling.

"P-please Bill, give me at least a whole month to date you", said a pleading meat sack nicknamed 'Dipper'.

"Urgh, no now stop summoning me, contacting me, AND LITERALLY KIDNAPPING ME, I am not kidding you when I say I'm chained UP, tied DOWN, and with a heavy piece of unnecessary weight bound on TOP of ME!!!! Now, pretty please get the hell off of me Pinetree"!

"Bill, please".... Seeing wet tears pour from the kid's eyes didn't even faze me, not in the slightest. "Please b-bill, at least date me for a month, th-that's all, if you still don't feel the same way, I swear I'll move on"!

Glaring into the face of my once old enemy, but now my so-called 'l-over'. "Fine, now get OFF"! After getting up, I recollected myself and dusted off my triangular body. "-ahem- starting tomorrow and the end of this month ''Dipper'', I'll be your girlfriend, deal"?

"No".

"What, your the idiot who wanted to date me, even though I'm clearly the same gender as you"!?

"Exactly Bill"....

"Okay, I'm confused on what your implying-ohhh"!

"......yeah..... I want to date you as a guy"....

"Well, uh gay, but okay.... dipper, I shall date you for a whole month, but the after that, we shall have no feelings for each other, unless I magically fall in love with you; do you take this deal, or not"?

"Deal", he promptly grabbed my hand, entering a deal of his life, hopefully his last cause this kid needs serious help.

The Next Day

Dippy's Pov...

As I waited for my boyfriend to come to our meeting place, I just sat waiting... for my boyfriend, -sigh- just thinking the word boyfriend and him being my boyfriend makes me feel so, exuberated or even the fact that I actually have a boyfriend now is a bit overrated. Well, I'm just super happy that I have him as my boyfriend for a whole month! Now, I already have a detailed plan to make him mine forever even in death, but the details are top secret... for now anyways.

Thirty Minutes Later...

Bill's gonna show up anytime now.... after all, we did make a deal..... well he is a famous demon, so of course he has people who contact him constantly. Yeah, that's why he's late, he's just finishing up his work....

An Hour Passes...

Bill is probable stuck in dimension hole or maybe a black hole and trying his best to get out and quickly come to me because he forgot that space time and earth time is different? Yeah, he got caught up with work and space and earth time is just different, so it confused him a bit........ yeah.... he'll be here soon, after all it's just 4:59.... now 5:00.... he's coming, I know he is....

Four Hours Pass By....

So what if Bill is a little bit late and it's nine in the afternoon.... -sniff- He-he's coming, right? Yeah and then we'll have our picnic together like as planned, plus it's gonna rain in the night anyway.... I know Bill wouldn't leave me in the rain.....

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