(DISCONTINUED)Multiple Stories In One For Gravity Falls BillxDipper

I Don't Love You, I'm In Love with You Part 2

Bill Cipher's Pov...

"Pinetree, you better explain cause I'm fir real", I don't really care what he does, but since I've been around long enough to comprehend human romantic relationships, not to mention I've been in a few, I know how to be a proper boyfriend; for now.

"What is a pine tree, wait were you trying to make a tree joke?" quizzically asked the man that clung tightly to dipper, he even dare added "it's not even Christmas, so does that mean your retarded", ho ho ho, he did not just go there.

"Hehe, what the fuck did you just called me", I began walking closer up to the man, pushing Dipper out of my direction and grabbing hold of the mans arm, but only to earn that he pulled back and stared right in my eyes with a 'fuck off bitch' look. "I don't give a damn about who you are, I wouldn't even care if you take him away from me, but if you're asking for a fight, then let's fucking rumble", to even make myself look cooler, I made a little flame flash through my eyes 'cause I'm still testing out a few things with this body.

To my surprise, he actually tried to swing a punch and made a soft bruise on my left cheek bone. The force hit me so hard, I didn't even laugh.

"Oh my god, Bill!", Dipper spurted out, I looked up to find him also pushing the man and making him hit the wall. "The hell man, HE'S my boyfriend and the first thing you do to him is sock him in the face!" Dipper barked.

The guy looks up at Dipper and takes a quiet sigh to himself. "He said he wouldn't care if I took you away from him, he basically insulted you, and am I really expected to react like it doesn't matter, then I'll have you all to myself, with you, regretting the fact, he never loved you, oh and not to mention in front of a girl who's been unmistakably death glaring me down to hell itself!", man this guy is a drama queen, after all it takes one to know one, plus hell ain't so bad if you're me. 

Mabel began to cross her arms around her chest and waited for dipper to reply, with her only rare occasion glare towards Dipper, and his guest. Practically growling out loud, you could tell Mabel meant to spat out the words "Who. The. Hell. Is. He." all the while grinding her teeth together so hard, even I started to cringe to myself.

"I-I uh, look Mabel I'm dating Bill, not this guy", he said while pointing to the guy he brought over "and I just met him today, so there really isn't a reason I'd go for him rather than Bill".

"Then why was he-

"Mabel, shut up" I calmly spoke, "I do not care what Pinetree does because he made me date him, even though I practically tried to kill him a few years ago". Then I turned over to the man whore and yes, I just called him a whore. He is  actually a wannabe fuck boy anyway, at least that's what his recent past looks like. He's dated many people and while being in a relationship with multiple people. Snickering to myself I blurted out "as for you, how could you be any better than me, one thing's for sure you're just gonna mess with Trip-dip here until you get bored, but there's a problem with that because only beings like me get to mess with human beings minds, like that." snapping my fingers in the end to add an effect.

Squinting his eyes at me, he huffed out a breath in defeat and said "fuck this I'm out", but before he left, he added "oh and Dipper, I actually do like you, a lot, so I'm coming back and taking you for myself one day."

Eh, he can have him when the thirty days are over, but he doesn't need to know that right now. 

"Oh god Dipper", Mabel sighed "what have you gotten yourself into now, I mean at least explain who this is", then she pointed to me, oh, and I haven't exactly told her who I am, just that I'm dating her brother and that my name is William. "And also, can you explain your guest as well, I'm not sure I like this side of you at all for the moment".