Winnie the Pooh retold

Chris

Watchin Winnie the Pooh because I have nothing to do really is educational...

I'm going to call chrostfor Robyn or whatever the heck his name was Chris because why not... But...

Deep on the hundred acre wood, were Chris that young played, he was a loner, with no friends, so made a fantasy land.

Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, such a stupid fat horrible bear it's Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, such a selfish horrible bear...

No this story is set in a child's imagination, who is completely anti social and didn't want real friends so made an imagery one, don't ask me why it's a bear and not a hot chick in a bikini but the bear is a complete... Smeg Head (red dwarf reference 1)

This story influences children to be anti social and make imaginary friends or as they call them these days "internet friends" and this is totally not written by a mother.

You have been warned.