Winnie the Pooh retold

Saw

A day after Pooh had robbed rabbit of all his food, he was still hungry, for honey, so being a smart bear, instead of going to the shops he went to a bee hive, but then he realised he couldn't get up? So how else do you get up a tree? He went to Chris' house and said "do you have a saw"?

"What for"? He said angrily

"I want to go on a killing spree and I don't want to chop a tree down"

"Killing spree!! What is wrong with you, you stupid horrible fat bear"!

Chris slammed the door, but pooh went to Chris' shed and stole it, being an good thief by now.

He goes back to the tree, and starts to saw it down.

Rabbit was taking a walk, he was annoyed with pooh bear, and when he saw him, he ran up to him to have a go at him, but before he could, a massive tree fell on him, crushing his legs, he screams out in pain.
"Ow"! He shouts "I'll kill you pooh"!

"Timber"!!!! Pooh shouts after rabbits shrieks. He walks up to rabbit and says "hi"

"Help me out please"!

"Maybe later". Pooh says thoughtfully "my stomach is calling, sorry rabbit" he walks off the the honey hive and eats in front of rabbit as he looks at him shouting for help.

Lol I just realised that piglet is a boy. Lol silly old me. XD