Winnie the Pooh retold

Pooh Meet tigger

Well... Winnie the Pooh, as many people know, loved honey, it's full of sugar so how he hasn't got diabetes is a mystery but wouldn't it be funny if he had diabetes type one? Well it's probably what he deserves, you will see what I mean later on.

Now pooh bear is sleeping, with all his "Hunny" around him, and then suddenly, there's a Grr sound... So he picks up a pop gun, great, a pop gun, that does so much damage, and... Opens the door???? Why would you open a door to something that goes "grrr"?

Suddenly an orange and blacked striped tiger... Excuse me, tigger, jumped on him, and he shouts "hello! My names tigger! Spelt T - I - double ger- Er, tigger! Winnie the Pooh then throws him off, and jumps to the a shelf, which has an actual shot gun.

"The wonderful thing about tiggers..."

Bam! Wibni the pooh pulls the trigger, and Tiggers limp body falls on the floor.

"Good, my honey is safe, and rabbit gets a trophy. It is tiger season after all, but he says he was a tigger.... Hm, think think think...."

Winnow the pooh thought.

"I've got it, it was a tiger, because tigers go grr... I think".

After a jar of honey, he falls back to sleep.