Winnie the Pooh retold

How to lose weight

When Chris got back... And saw pooh in the hole...

"I'm going to skin you alive pooh"! He shouts "and sell your eyes to the black market"!

Pooh whimpers, not because of the verbal abuse, but because of the honey on toast he had, he started to eat it in front of him "mm this is nice, u sit there and lose weight over there pooh and me and rabbit will just chill".

So for weeks, pooh sat there starving, until he slipped out the hole, and waddled back home saying "I missed quite a few snack times". Then he realised that he had no honey, so the clever thing to do would be to go back to rabbits, he climbs though the front door and finds rabbit asleep, since it was the middle of the night.

"What am I doing.... Think think think, oh yes! I'm breaking into rabbits home and stealing his food".

As you can see this is an incredibly child friendly story, but this is not how you lose weight.