When the Doctor can't tell what something is:
Ninth Doctor: Either start fighting with it or start a sass-off.
Tenth Doctor: Lick it.
Eleventh Doctor: Use the Sonic Screwdriver.

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42. Random Thing I Thought of When I was up Late
When the Doctor can't tell what something is:
Ninth Doctor: Either start fighting with it or start a sass-off.
Tenth Doctor: Lick it.
Eleventh Doctor: Use the Sonic Screwdriver.