Oh my Cod.... THESE DICKWEEDS ACT LIKE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN ROSE JADE AND ERIDA IN THE STREETS OF FUCKING BRITAIN! (Remind me to tell you about Rose and Jade later...) I'M JUST WALKING LIKE "WWHATEVVER" AND SOME DICK IS JUST LIKE "OH YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PERVERTS THAT'S OBSESSED WITH *insert other fandom than homestuck here* GROSS" LIKE WTF I MIGHT BE A PERVERT BUT THATS NOT WHY! AND THEN, THEN SOME DOUCHEBAG CALLS ME EMO AND JADE RETARDED AND ROSE GAY BECAUSE SHE'S WEARING THIS LONG ASS PINK SCARF AND I'M THIS CLOSE TO GOING TO JAIL IN CARDIFF AND SHIT WHEN JADE DRAGS ME AWAY FROM THE FUCKING CUNT AND TELLS ME TO IGNORE THEM LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CHILD THEY INSULTED US AND then I just gave up on Cardiff... Seriously... They treated us like creepy perverted 50 year old men because we were cosplaying at one point.... This wasn't all of Cardiff, luckily for me. Half of the people don't give a shit if you're Erida Ampora or anything and it's kinda nice.... But today... I just.... *sighs* Jade isn't very happy now because they were such cunts to her... *facedesk* I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER OR ROSE AT ALL AND NOW I'M PROTECTING THEM FOR NO REASON AND THEY PROBABLY HATE ME FOR IT! What the fuck is wrong with me...? *slams face into desk a few more times*
Jade: Erida!! Don't!!! You might damage your royal face!!!! *hugs Erida* It's ok, I understand. You're lonely... I know how you feel... *laughs* But you're here now! Nobody will ignore you or say mean things or hurt you!!
*pushes Jade away* .-. Back off child....
