Le me: I JUST WANNA BE SWE-EE-ET~! *singing Sweet in public like an idiot*
Le douche: WHAT'RE THOOOOOSE *points to Erida's cosplay horns that took ten hours to make .-.*
Le Me: Horns, the most sensitive (and sensual) part of a troll.
Le douche: Ewwww. The fuck is wrong with you, dressing like a perv?
Le me: It's called Cosplay, and while I agree with some things that have been said about my character, Eridan isn't that perverted. He's actually just sad and selfish, self-centered, lonely and depressed. If he hadn't been killed, he'd have probably killed himself to escape Sgrub....
Le Douche: Lel whet
Le me: .....
Le Douche: It doesn't matter anyways, you're just an emo perv! LOL
Le me: I may be a bit over-emotional, but I am no pervert. Nor am I emo.
Le Rose-Senpai: I beg to differ...
Le me: .-. Hi Rose. Go away Rose...
Le Rose: No. *wraps arms around Erida* I am your Morail, I have to watch out for you...
Le douche: GAYYYY
Me: I will not deny that I am technically as straight as a line, but I am not "gay". I am "bisexual".
Le Douche: Meh... Stupid emo kids wanting to dress up like stupid fags...
Le me: *eyes would be on fire if possible* WHAT DO STICKS HAVE TO DO WITH IT...?!
Le Douche: lol whut
Le Me: Fag/faggot is a term for a bundle of sticks or cigarettes in Britain, WHICH WE ARE CURRENTLY IN
Le douche: We're in Cardiff, dumbass.
Le me: ....... *pulls out one of Rose's knitting needles and is about to throw it at douche*
Le Rose-senpai: *drags Erida away before she ends up in jail*
That's what happened earlier... Sometimes I wonder if I should've ever gotten into anime/manga/webcomics/fan-made things.... Life would be so much easier, just being called "retarded emo hair chewing brony fag"...... I'm not even a pony fan... *Basket Case starts playing* .. And another thing.... Nobody, FUCKING NOBODY knows what GREEN DAY is. NAH THEY'RE JUST THIS BAND WITH AWESOME (to me) MUSIC WITH MESSAGES ABOUT FIGHTING AND WAR AND PEACE AND SHIT *facewall* Why does nobody understand why I like anything.... I think everyone is judging me... They all laugh behind my back... Am I just paranoid?
Jade: That reference though...
.-. Go away...
Jade: You went from zero quadrants to two morails!! ISN'T THAT GREAT!
.... I had a "matesprit"....
Jade: Whatever. XD You need to write a Jade x Erida sometime...
I will. .-. I gotta go now...
Rose: SO SORRY BOYS FOR THE DIRTY NIGHT CLOWNS~!
I can't clear the leaves from here...
*ends chapter awkwardly*
