..... No. What is this even.... Especially the Jeff ones...
Trust me, I love Jeffy. I actually wanted to meet him when I was young and gullible... .-. I'm such an idiot sometimes. Anyways...
(This is going to hurt more than typing how I should be...)
"Oh Jeefeh" you ran your purple fingers through Jeffereh's hair and snatched him into a passionate kiss, playing with his lip until he let you in.
"Oh Sue!!" He screeched in obvious bliss!!!
*lemon shit happens*
Yea... No. He fucking carved a smile into his cheeks, how the fuck is he supposed to passionately French kiss you? And furthermore...
*rereads the original Jeff pasta*
He is an insane killer... I know that the powers of the Mary Sue are great, but...
THIS CHILD WENT APESHIT AFTER A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT AND BURNED OUT HIS EYELIDS SO HE COULD SEE THE SMILE HE CUT INTO HIS FACE CUZ HE'S BEAUTIFUL (*stares at media* Yes he is... ;~; Beauty not meant for this mortal world...) AND THEN KILLED HIS FAMILY YOU REALLY THINK HES GUNNA HOP THOUGH YOUR WINDOW AND SAY "lol lets fuckkkk *derp face*" HELLLLLLL NO! (I really should make a "stupid fanfic moments" book like some of the ones I've seen on here...) JUST NO HERE IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
You became aware of a faint scraping sound as the window into your room was opened. Of course, you being the rainbow sparkle haired idiot that you were, you forgot to lock your window! You curled up in the sheets, paralyzed in fear. A fear of being found, hurt... A fear of death. You usually weren't scared when you ran around killing Titans with your pocket knife, but this was different. You noticed the heavy breathing of the intruder, and how it sounded like it was behind you. You turned around slowly, screaming in horror at what you saw.
A white oval of skin stretched tightly over the intruder's face, his eyes lacking something and looking even bigger with the two black circles ringing them. A smile was cut into the flesh of this face- if you could even call it that... He raised his knife, long and messy black hair moving in such a way that gave you an idea. You promptly popped out of your blanket and sat on the edge of the bed, attempting to seduce him with the perfect body that marked you as Mary Sue. It didn't work, though. You stated in horror at the rainbow blood leaking from your arm. He had cut it when you rolled to the end of the bed.... He looked before you, clearly unimpressed. As he plunged the knife deep into your body, he uttered three words in a rusty, horrible voice that sounded like your demon father.
"GO TO SLEEP".
Alright, it would've been better without all of the Mary Sue-ness... But yeah. No sudden make out sessions that are IMPOSSIBLE in the first place, no sex, nope. You die. THE END BITCH.
Seriously... I know you want to ship with Jeffeh even though he's too beautiful for you, *points to media* But it won't ever happen. At least warn us that there will be Mary Sues and OOC killers...
Should I make a rant book about fanfiction? It'd probably only have a few chapters, but I really want to vent about the fics... I'd even include my own writing. ._.
Bye... I shall see you whenever...
