Hello, Rosie!

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*3rd pov*

Vaggie, Niffty, Alicester, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge with Niffty pestering Vaggie.

Niffty:So, like where are your wings?

Vaggie:Niffty, I don't have--

Angel:Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt.

Niffty:Yeah. Where are your tits?

She sighs in annoyance.

Vaggie:Any other questions?

Husk:I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven, we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie:It's not her fault. Angels are just--

Angel:Liars?

Vaggie:...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk:Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Angel:And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie:She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

Alice:Hmm.

Alicester vanishes into black smoke.

Angel:Speaking of Heaven, mind answering me this?

She then points at y/n, who was curled on up on the bar.

Angel:How the FUCK did my boyfriend get traumatized going to HEAVEN!?

Vaggie:I don't know

Husk:The fuck you mean, you don't know? Weren't you just up there with him and the princess?

Vaggie:I was at a hotel room and Charlie had to give me a brief synopsis on what happened before the meeting

Pentious:And?

Vaggie:He got into an accident and somehow got in trouble with Sera

Angel:Are you serious!?

Vaggie:I'm afraid so

Hush:Damn and I thought I was unlucky

Over with y/n, he was curled up in the fetal position while looking away from the rest of the group.

Angel:Can we go one day without giving him a trauma that needs an entire universe worth of therapy sessions?

Vaggie:And what am I supposed to do?

Angel:I'm just saying, this is becoming a problem and we need to figure something out before it becomes worse-

He started to tune out the conversation as he was busy contemplating what he can do with his life.
As he was thinking, he noticed a empty bottle of beer nearby and starts staring at it until Volt started appearing.

Volt:You don't look so good. Heaven wasn't as good as you thought it was, was it?

He stared at the reflection for a moment before muttering an answer.

Y/n:No......

Volt:You thought you could escape from the crazies in Heaven, didn't you?

He slowly nodded.

Y/n:Yeah.......

Volt:Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah, that didn't work out, didn't it?

Y/n:No......now I have Emily and possibly Sera after me

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