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The fish was a flower

Ok so my name is Sally I have three other best friends in the whole entire world! Their names are Tessa, Emily, and Jessie. We are all 16 and share some common interests like for one thing we are all in love with the Beatles! My favorite is Ringo. He's just so cute! Tessa's favorite is Paul, Jessie's favorite is John, and Emily's is george. We obviously love all of them but we had to choose our favorites. It's our last week of summer and we have nothing better to do but cry and Masturbate while listening to the beatles. Not going to lie I get wet every time I hear the song revolution 9. Oh what am I saying I get wet to any song I hear of them. What can I say I'm a huge fangirl. We all are. I never had a boyfriend before because all I do is think about the Beatles do you think I have time for a relationship lol but Tessa has one she's the only one in the group who isn't a virgin lucky bitch but you know I'm just waiting for the day ringo can fuck me. My chances are really low so I'll probably be a virgin for the rest of my life. Tessa tells us all about her sex life. She did it like 6 times! She always gives us every little detail Like right now she's talking about it you see we're all at her house having a sleeping over. All together in a circle just listening to her talk. "And he grabbed my ass as we grind.." The whole story I'm just picturing me and ringo I guess you can say I'm completely obsessed with this guy and the Beatles but I just know Emily and Jessie were doing the same. Emily starts asking "does it still hurt after your 6th time?" Tessa giggles "no not at all if you're thinking about Paul the whole time" we all started laughing. after the 20 minute story about Tessa having sex with Isaac in a pubic bathroom we start well you guess.. Blasting the Beatles! Jessie screams "PILLOW FIGHT!" I loved nights like these just hanging out with my friends listening to my loves it was so great. Tessa's mom walks in "ok girls it's 3 In the morning put your headphones in and stop dancing around" we all agreed. She all of a sudden got really excited "hold on ladies I'll be right back" she comes back holding 4 envelopes with each of our names on it as she's handing it to us she says "ok girls no one open them up yet I need to record this" Tessa goes "what's this for?" As her mom looks down at her phone to set up a video she replies "well remember what we were all planning in October?" Our eyes all wided and she clicked record I announce "OH MY GOD WE ACTUALLY GOT THEM THEY CAME IN??" we all ripped open our envelopes omg it was actually happening it's right in my very own hands concert tickets to see ringo and his all Starr band I can't believe it we actually have them I didn't know my parents agreed they told me no when I was begging them when I realized he was playing only an hour away all our parents secretly ordered them and guess where the sits are? Row D on the center floor can you believe this cause I can't. I start crying. I couldn't believe this only 4 rows away from my idol my love of my life the one out of four man that truly makes me happy. This is so amazing. After a half hour of crying and freaking out. We calmed down and started laying around on our phones. It's all quiet cause we were going to bed soon Emily goes "ugh not another one of these again" Tessa asks "what?" Emily goes "look" sitting up showing her her phone. It was one of those stupid posts on Instagram where they tell you to do stuff and your wish will come true. They're so dumb it tells you to do three random things and you get one wish that supposedly works but only lasts one week. They all say different things to do like for example this one says at 4:31 am you must crack an egg on your head spin around ten times while repeating your wish in your head and then lay down and not do anything but go straight to sleep and your suppose to wake up and your wish comes true. Jessie laughs "hey Why don't we try it and see if it actually works?" Tessa says "come on you can't be serious they never work" I go "well none of us know if they actually work none of us did it before" Emily goes "well why not give it a shot it's 4:26 now" Tessa gives us all stupid looks "guys it's stupid we don't need to try and see if it actually works it's a post on Instagram some kid randomly typed just to get more likes on their page" Emily gets up "well I'm doing it who's with me?" As she walking into the kitchen jessie follows as they leave the room to get the eggs I go "come on what do we got to lose eggs is really good for your hair" Tessa says quietly "fine I'll do it but I'm not cleaning up the sheets Tommorow" Emily and Jessie walk back in holding four eggs and four towels to put our heads on to go to sleep Tessa says "ok it's 4:28 we have to wait, you guys all want to wish the same things?" We all go "yea I guess we all want pretty much the same thing." Jessie goes "oh and what is that?" I go "well duh to go back in time and be groupies for the Beatles" we all smirked. Emily says "so that's exactly as we wish it?" I reply "yup we all crack an egg on our head spin around with our eyes closed and repeat "I wish to go back in time to a groupie for the Beatles" and crash down and fall asleep we all can't get up until morning for it to work so we should all go to the bathroom now." We all agreed and took turns in the bathroom as I was waiting to go I laid down all the towels where we were sleeping because the eggs will make a mess. Finally my turn to go I had to make a huge dump. I was trying to be quiet in the bathroom because I was farting really loud and you can hear everything through the wall between the bathroom and her bedroom. I flush was my hands and get ready for bed I walk out the bathroom and check the time it's 4:30 now only a minute left. Tessa goes "ok everybody only a minute left get your eggs" we all spaced out holding the eggs in our hands just start at the clock waiting for the 0 to change into the 1 all really quiet. It finally changed Emily goes "ah ha ok guys now!" We all smash the eggs on our heads and started spinning In circles repeating In our heads "I wish I can go back in time and be a groupie for the Beatles- I wish I can go back in time and be a groupie for the Beatles- I wish I can...." I repeated this in my head about 10 times than crashed down I thought I said it enough time well now all I have to do is fall asleep and that's what I did. I wake up to a scream. It's the morning and we woke up In a different room. We're not in Tessa's room anymore that's for sure. Everyone else is up we all look at each other confused. We all thought it didn't even have to speak it did this really happen? Did our wish actually come true? How come this be possible it's stupid post from Instagram that for some stupid reason we agreed to do like come on none of us actually thought it would work. I must be dreaming or on some real heavy shit but I do t do drugs I never did maybe someone gave me something while I was asleep? I don't know. I picked up a newspaper next to me it said August 27th 1965. Holy shit I have to be dreaming. Tessa goes "ok somebody pinch me really hard, let's all do it to eachother how can this be real!" I noticed we all had dried up egg in our hair that smelled and felt nasty. I go "even if this is real where the fuck are we?"