Third POV:
It was a cold winter night and she was walking down the street alone. Sasha found a ramen shop, she went in the shop and ordered seven bowls of ramen. A random boy scoots next to her
And says "would you mind sharing your ramen with me?" *hunch hunch*
"I DONT WANT LOVE, I WANT FOOD" SAID SASHA
Sasha'a POV:
"Ahm, little midget. scoot over. he's taken" said the big potato
"I wasn't even flirting. But okay I'll scoot over." I said and scooted over
And then I said "I'm not giving you my ramen, get your own"
"You yanky doodle piece of shit. Move over!" said the big potato
"Ok." I said as I scooted over
"I'm breaking up with you, Jenna" said the stubbled hair man
"Why" said Jenna. As tears started to well up in her eyes.
I scooted over more trying to not get involved. I ate my ramen quietly *slurp slurp*
"Soooo" I say. should I leave now?
But then the stubbled hair guy said "NO, STATYY"
"Uhm, no. I'm gonna leave." I walked out of the ramen shop and ran home.
The big fat tear lady started chasing me and yelling "THIS IS MY UNDYING TRAGIC LOVE STORY"
Bruh... I ran home. I finally reached my home. And then the Stubbled hair man appear in my back door. I punched him on the face and closed my door with double locking. And I grabbed the nachos from the pantry and started to watch him suffer on the ground
And then he suddenly he mutters "Would you like some guacamole with that?" and pulls out a bucket of guacamole from behind him.
This dude's a freak, I looked away and went to my room, closed the windows, curtains, and closet.
I found the big crying bitch under my bed...
"Holy guacamole cucumbers!! How did you get in my house?!" I screamed as nachos spilled on the floor from my mouth
She got up from under my bed and said, "Help me get back together with him." What the actual hell?... "Fine, but don't let him near me EVER again."
"Deal!" said the big fat bitch
I sighed, 'He's outside on the ground suffering. Go get him tiger." I said, she zoomed out of my room and head towards him. I sat down on my bed and read manga.
"There's tears in the manga!! Bitch better have some money"
"Hey guacamole girlfriend, you left your weaboo tears in my manga!!"
The two exes didn't hear me, but I never bothered to shout again so I used the blow dryer to dry my manga. And then suddenly the 2 of them rushed into my taco and guacamole themed bathroom and told me to council them...I shooked my head, stole the boy's gacamole and kicked them out of my house, locked every single door and window in my house. I even set a security alarm around my house.
It was an awkward guacamole moment
And then I bathed in a tub of guacamole and tried to summon the Mexican food god "Elf Dango"
