Can't Touch This

Chapter 2 - Friggingly Boring Idiots

“Harukiiiiiiii, stop touching that button.” Gen snapped.

“GEN DO SOMETHING!!! These dudes are gonna make me do my math homework ” Haruki wailed.

“Well you have to do it! I already did mine.” Gen smiled, leaning back in the reclining chair of the airplane.

Haruki looked back down at the file of information on the target, the FBI agent had also included a stack of multiple choice questions to fill out - making sure he knew it all. Haruki looked at it, before chucking it at the closest chair. He crossed his arms stubbornly, “I am not doing it. I want children to eat.”

“Don’t be a jerk. Finish your homework.” Gen said, picking up her book and flipping to the page where she had left off.

Haruki stuck his tongue out at his sister, before springing up from his chair and lunging at one of the FBI agents.  Startled, they drew their guns as Haruki tackled him to the ground. 

“Don’t shoot, he’s just being stupid.” Gen said, not looking up from her page.

“Hey! I am not stupid.” Haruki said, looking annoyed.

“One star..two stars..three stars..four stars..” The agent on the ground was counting all the stars orbiting around him. As he counted out the stars  

Gen sent him a worried look, before shrugging and returning to her book.

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“Good afternoon passengers. This is your captain speaking. First I'd like to welcome everyone on Rightwing Flight 86A. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 33, 000 feet at an airspeed of 400 miles per hour. The time is 1:25 pm. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in London approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in London is clear and sunny, with a high of 25 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the city as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and beverage, and the in flight movie will begin shortly after that. I'll talk to you again before we reach our destination. Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.”

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“So how was your flight Ruki?” Gen asked, laughter in her eyes.

“Do you really need an answer to that?” Haruki groaned, fixing his hair meticulously.

“Awe, well I just wanted to know how you were doing little bro.” Gen smiled, and ruffled his hair.

“I hate you.” Haruki told her.

“I love you too.” Gen replied.

Haruki bristled in anger before continuing on with his hair. Peering into the window of the airplane and fixing it all over again.