Investigator Pete was wandering around his large office, he was waiting for his next mystery to solve. He sat down in his fluffy black computer chair and suddenly the phone began ringing. His hand raced towards the phone, he picked it up
"Hello???" He screamed into the phone
"Hello, my name is Jazzy Kilburn." The woman sobbed on the other line.
"My dog has been stolen from my home!" She screamed
Investigator Pete tapped his finger against the desk, he sighed.
"Are you sure he didn't run away Ms.Kilburn?"
"No, he didn't." She said sniffing in between each word.
"I'll get my investigator team on it straight away. Please email me a photo of your dog." He asked politely even though he knew the dog had probably just ran away.
"Okay then." She sniffed
He hung up and logged onto his computer. He went onto his email, and check the recent email from Jassmine Kilburn.
'Hello Investigator Pete,
This is a photo of my dog.'
The dog was obviously a male, he was white with black spots, he had floppy black ears. He printed a picture of the dog and raced out, tripping along the way.
He finally got to the printer room. Grabbing the printing, he walked out to go to Rosemary's office, she was a 54 year old woman. She had curly grey/brown hair, she looked fairly professional. He walked into her office and his eyes burned of Rosemary leaning against the desk with Rudolf f*cking her from behind, she was moaning extremely loud he couldn't believe he hadn't heard it.
"Wanna join?" She panted
Investigator Pete considered it, but decided against it, he would stick to hookers.
Walking out of the room with a boner he walked to the bathroom to 'take care' of it.
He walked into the bathroom, he went into the toilet stall and pushed his pants down. He heard someone enter the men's room, he stopped doing what he was doing and listen to the mans phone conversation.
"We can't steal any more dogs!" The man screeched into the phone
"NO! Investigator Pete is onto us!" He whispered
He heard the man sigh loudly and the exit the men's room, from lack of attention he no longer had a boner.
He walked out of the bathroom only to be pulled into the cleaning supplies closet.
The man smirked at Pete, Bailey the dog he had been searching for was standing right there.
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Hi guys, Investigator Pete is just a funny story I'll use to get into the writing mood, anyway
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Investigator Pete
RandomPete is an investigator. He is an extremely dumb. He couldn't solve a mystery if the answer was right in front of him. Watch Pete go through all of his mysteries. What if his paths cross with an extremely beautiful investigator? Will he fall hopeles...
