You know what's not fair, Arcie?
It's not fair when you see a really hot chick in the mall.
And then she walks away.
And then you just realized what happened.
It's not fair that you have to run through the crowd,
Bumping into old men and pregnant women,
And kids who scream in your face,
Asking you where their mums are.
It's not fair that you've looked all over the mall,
Gone inside every shop,
Even Victoria's Secret, where everyone looks at you weirdly,
They think you are gay.
It's not fair that after 3 hours you're still looking for her,
But you decide that fate has played it's card,
So you give up
And make way to your car.
But when you reach your car,
You see that familiar blond hair,
The same you've been thinking of for the past three hours.
It's her.
You fix your hair,
You straighten your shirt,
And make way to this beautiful girl,
Running now, so that she doesn't disappear again.
You tap her on the back,
Unsure of what to say.
It's not fair,
She wasn't a babe!
All this time,
I was chasing a guy!
How didn't I see,
That she was infact a he?
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Jonah c:
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True Confessions of Mad People
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