"You've never been adopted? How? You so cute." Ger- i mean dad looked shocked.
"Most men that come here just want to 'do the do'" I stated. Dad's expression changed quicker than his hair color. From red to black.
"We are getting you out of here, right now. Do you have anything you need to pack?"
"No... the orphanage supplies clothes that you have to turn in once you leave, I can only keep what I'm wearing."
"Then let's go. Are you ready"
"Fuckin' ready!" I laughed, he just shook his head.
"You sound like my brother."
"Thank you GeeDad. I take that as a compliment."
We quickly signed the papers and ran out of there as fast as possible. When we reached the car, I started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" Dad asked.
"My idol is now my dad. Is this real?"
"As real as ferar- I mean... umm..."
"Holy shit! Holy shit! No way! No fucking way!" I started fangirling so hard.
"Shhhh. You can't tell anyone. Just me, you, Frank, and Mikey okay?"
"No problemo daddio" I giggled.
"Jesus, you sound like Frank."
"Did I mention I sing?"
"What do you sing?"
"Opera."
"You're shitting me."
"Nope wanna hear?"
"Hell yeah!"
Ava Maria, ava Maria................
