"Dad it's a joke not a dick dont take it so hard." I laughed as my dad clung to his feather boa.
"E you never insult the boa! EVEEEEEEER!"
okay yeah, i may or may not have insulted dad's boa.
"LADY E COME ON THE BUS IS HERE"
Tour is today! I'm so excited, MSI is going on warped tour but they are still really tired from the tour a week ago. I don't know why they do this to themselves.
They do this because you make them want to die you fucking whore.
Nonononono. Mom said she was getting rid of them. No, that was coma mom, not real mom. But what about my gift? Spirits?
"Oh thank god that you finally thought about me." A girl's voice came from the corner.
"Who are you?"
"Your new bestfriend? I'm your soul protector." My what?
"Soul protector, yeah, i can read your mind. I basically protect your bein. Im not a guardian angel, they dont exist. Let me tell you there is no god. Nope, natta. Now go on tour."
