♎ Homestuck x reader lemons ♋

Pantskat (fluff/crack)

Yeah so while I write that Rufioh lemon have this.......

Pantskat-kun was strolling down the street when his yellow eyes saw a beautiful (y/n) in tight (f/c) pants that stopped just under his/her chest. (Looks like reader-senpai has been taking fashion advice from Kankri)

Pantskat bulshed at such a sexy sight. He waddled over as fast as he could to the beautiful young Human/Troll.
"E-EXCUSE ME MISS/MR (Y/N)," Pantskat stuttered as (y/n) faced him, their fabulous booty sadly turning away from Pantskat.

"Oh hello Pantskat, can I help you?" (Y/n) asked, fluttering their eyelashes.

It was now or never.

Now.

OR.

NEVER.

Pantskat took a deep breath

* D E E P B R E A T H N O I S E*

"MY DEAREST (Y/N), YOUR BREECHES BEAT ALL THE ASSHAT BITCHES, YOU MAKE MY PANTS 10 TIMES TIGHTER THAN THEY ALREADY FUCKING ARE, WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ONE ONE OF THE HHHHHHHHHHHAWTEST OF DATES?"

(Y/n) blooshed 50 shades of grey- I mean (blood colour). Senpai had finally noticed them. OH JOY. she/he nodded and Pantskat gave a victory scree

"SCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

then they left to have costa because starbucks is too mainstream.

Then they fucked.

The end.

No I'm not sorry, its 11pm and I've eaten nothing but sugar all day. What do you expect?